A little boy was sitting on a curb holding a glass jar full of liquid , rocking it back and forth , looking at it very attentively.
A priest walked by and wondered what the little boy had in that glass jar .
So the priest sat down on the curb next to the little boy , then reached into his pocket and pulled out his own jar of liquid.
The priest started rocking his jar back and forth and said " This is Holy Water and one time I baptized a baby with some of this and he went on to be the Pope"
The little boy , still rocking his jar looked at the priest and said....
"oh yeah ? this is turpentine and one time I rubbed some on a cats butt and he passed a motorcycle"