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    Just that one kit CB

    in Community Builds

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    Ok i have been thinking about this for awhile and I am sure everyone has that one kit that gave them problems from start to finish or from where it meet the m80s. So would anyone be interested in doing a cb of the models that gave us the most problems. I see it as a round 2 where we face the kit and conquer it. Like the saying my grandpa use to say alot if you fall of the horse you dust yourself off and get right back on that horse. So im wanting to see if anyone else would want to join in this build??

    My kit will either be the ala carta or a import named supra. I tried building the ala carta when i was younger and the pieces didnt wanna fit together so it had a untimely and same goes for the supra

    Hubley kits

    in Model Building Questions and Answers

    Posted

    Ok im building a hubley kit for a gentleman and ran it to a little problem ghe steering rod inbetween the to wheels is bent. So on metal models how can i fix this as its bent bad enough it bring one side in the air? I was told not if its true the metal its made out of is pot metal and easily breaks when heated. Can anyone tell me a way to fix it with out destroying the part

    The Comedy Corner

    in The Off-Topic Lounge

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    64 ways to make a cop mad

    1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

    2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.

    3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

    4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

    5. Ask if you can see his gun.

    6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

    7. Touch him.

    8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.

    9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

    10. Refer to him by his first name.

    11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.

    12. When he says no, cry.

    13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.

    14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.

    15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.

    16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.

    17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"

    18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.

    19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."

    20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.

    21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.

    22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"

    23. Trip and fall into him.

    24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.

    25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.

    26. Chew on the pen, nervously.

    27. Clean your ear with the pen.

    28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.

    29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....

    30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.

    31. Act like you are retarded.

    32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.

    33. Mumble to yourself.

    34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?

    35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......

    36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.

    37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!

    38. Ask if he watches Cops.

    39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.

    40. Giggle if he did.

    41. Talk to your hand.

    42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.

    43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.

    44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.

    45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.

    46. Try to sell him your car.

    47. Ask if you can buy his car.

    48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.

    49. Play with the siren.

    50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.

    51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner

    52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.

    53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.

    54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.

    55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.

    56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.

    57. Turn your head and whistle.

    58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.

    59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

    60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

    61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"

    62. Tell him you like men in uniform.

    63. Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party

    64. Poop your pants in the back of his car. Make sure it's a long ride to the station to make it worth your while

    The Comedy Corner

    in The Off-Topic Lounge

    Posted

    TRAFFIC STOP

    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Officer: May I see your driver's license?

    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

    Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Officer: The car is stolen?

    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

    Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

    Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid).

    Captain: Who's car is this?

    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. (The driver owned the car).

    Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

    Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body).

    Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

    Driver: Oh Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too!!!!

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