Harold Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Found an interesting joke on tha Web today....... Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it's illegal?", asks the German driver. "Quattro means-a four", replies the Italian official. "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons." "You can't-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!", replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means-a four. You have-a five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law." The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!" "Sorry" responds the Italian official, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy talking to two guys in a Fiat Uno." They should have been driving a Ford Five- Hundred. Or, seeing how they were German, may I suggest an SS396? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I am sure they'd been safe with a Porsche 911. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 Zeb, that was actually good, I like that, Fiat Uno! They should have been driving a Ford Five- Hundred. Or, seeing how they were German, may I suggest an SS396? I am sure they'd been safe with a Porsche 911. YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george 53 Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Or a Pontiac G8? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 GSX-R 1000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiego Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 maybe an Infinity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORDSVTPARTS Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 Audi 5000? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiego Posted June 3, 2008 Share Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) I found a SmartForTwo in the dualie tread of my 350 Stake today. Does that mean I could have taken 351 of my friends with me? Edited June 3, 2008 by samdiego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted June 3, 2008 Author Share Posted June 3, 2008 oooook, enough with the numbers. No more jokes like that Zeb. back to naming the car, mine along with 1 or 2 from the pther page is still up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiego Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 (edited) Biscuitbuilders Airflow . . . is it a Fiat? It looks European. Cal, yours looks Russian. What side of the road do they drive on? That's all I got Edited June 4, 2008 by samdiego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Biscuitbuilders Airflow . . . is it a Fiat? It looks European. Cal, yours looks Russian. What side of the road do they drive on? That's all I got Russia, they drive the like Italians, but same side as here LH drive. Nevertheless, it's not Russian. My wife is Russian and she said the drive crazy but don't get into accidents like here. Sidewalks, curbs, making a 4 lane road from a 3 laned marked road. Stuff like that. Other than the ocational mirror getting knocked off there are few accidents because when people drive there they are driving not 5 million other things besides driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebm1 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 OK yall, What is this....Year, Make and Model..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebm1 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 WHAT !! No guesses? I cain't believe I've stumped tha EGGSPERTS! ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggon Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I beleive its a Cisitalia. Im still working on the year and model. Close? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggon Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 1947 Cisitalia 202 SMM Nuvolari Spider? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 I beleive its a Cisitalia. Im still working on the year and model. Close? I beleive your are correct. 1947 Cisitalia 202 Spider Nuvolari, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 1947 Cisitalia 202 SMM Nuvolari Spider? Posted that at the same time I think that's it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdiego Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) eggsperts rock! What the hell are those other two? Edited June 5, 2008 by samdiego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 eggsperts rock! What the hell are those other two? heheheh I know at least one of them. Think man think, gee I didn't think it was going to be that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebm1 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) Actually it's a 1949 Cisitalia 202 MM......gonna have ta dig deeper in mah photo files...... BTW, what's tha racer in mah Signature? Edited June 5, 2008 by zebm1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 ahhhh you are correct! since my four door got named try this, this is still up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 this is still up So is my last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zebm1 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 ahhhh you are correct! since my four door got named try this, Cal, that racecar looks like a re-skinned McLaren M16 or M16a Indy car, 1970-71..... probably started from something like this...... McLaren sold quite a few of it's chassis to other racing teams....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick F40 Posted June 5, 2008 Author Share Posted June 5, 2008 (edited) Cal, that racecar looks like a re-skinned McLaren M16 or M16a Indy car, 1970-71..... probably started from something like this...... McLaren sold quite a few of it's chassis to other racing teams....... First off, that's mine. And in some ways yes, it is with Mclaren. Edited June 5, 2008 by Nick F40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAL Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 mine is this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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