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Found an interesting joke on tha Web today.......

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?", asks the German driver.

"Quattro means-a four", replies the Italian official.

"Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 persons."

"You can't-a pull-a that-a one on-a me!", replies the Italian customs agent, "Quattro means-a four. You have-a five-a people in-a your car and you are therefore-a breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over - I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry" responds the Italian official, "He can't-a come. He's-a busy talking to two guys in a Fiat Uno."

They should have been driving a Ford Five- Hundred. Or, seeing how they were German, may I suggest an SS396?

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Zeb, that was actually good, I like that, Fiat Uno! :D

They should have been driving a Ford Five- Hundred. Or, seeing how they were German, may I suggest an SS396?

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I am sure they'd been safe with a Porsche 911. :D

YES! :D

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I found a SmartForTwo in the dualie tread of my 350 Stake today. Does that mean I could have taken 351 of my friends with me?

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oooook, enough with the numbers. B) No more jokes like that Zeb. B)

back to naming the car, mine along with 1 or 2 from the pther page is still up. :P

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Biscuitbuilders Airflow . . . is it a Fiat? It looks European. Cal, yours looks Russian. What side of the road do they drive on? That's all I got

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Biscuitbuilders Airflow . . . is it a Fiat? It looks European. Cal, yours looks Russian. What side of the road do they drive on? That's all I got

Russia, they drive the like Italians, but same side as here LH drive. Nevertheless, it's not Russian.

My wife is Russian and she said the drive crazy but don't get into accidents like here. Sidewalks, curbs, making a 4 lane road from a 3 laned marked road. Stuff like that. Other than the ocational mirror getting knocked off there are few accidents because when people drive there they are driving not 5 million other things besides driving.

Guest zebm1
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OK yall, What is this....Year, Make and Model.....

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Guest zebm1
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WHAT !! No guesses? I cain't believe I've stumped tha EGGSPERTS! ! !

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I beleive its a Cisitalia. Im still working on the year and model. Close?

I beleive your are correct. 1947 Cisitalia 202 Spider Nuvolari, maybe?

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1947 Cisitalia 202 SMM Nuvolari Spider?

Posted that at the same time :( I think that's it though.

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eggsperts rock!

What the hell are those other two?

heheheh I know at least one of them. Think man think, gee I didn't think it was going to be that hard.

Guest zebm1
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Actually it's a 1949 Cisitalia 202 MM......gonna have ta dig deeper in mah photo files......

BTW, what's tha racer in mah Signature?

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Guest zebm1
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ahhhh you are correct! :(

since my four door got named :( try this,

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Cal, that racecar looks like a re-skinned McLaren M16 or M16a Indy car, 1970-71..... probably started from something like this...... McLaren sold quite a few of it's chassis to other racing teams.......

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Cal, that racecar looks like a re-skinned McLaren M16 or M16a Indy car, 1970-71..... probably started from something like this...... McLaren sold quite a few of it's chassis to other racing teams.......

a510e75c.jpg

First off, that's mine.

And in some ways yes, it is with Mclaren.

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