Global Alien Oreo Conspiracy Theory

[espo]

Supposedly there are marshmallow Oreos, but my Walmart doesn't seem to carry them. At least now when I've thought to look.

I went looking for Banana Flips some months back. Apparently they're now extinct. They have banana Twinkies, but that's not the same thing (I tried them). Not the same thing at all. Not even close.

I recently changed out the kitchen sink sponge and found that if you rub it a few times on a real banana it is almost the same as the banana Twinkie.     

[Ace-Garageguy]

I recently changed out the kitchen sink sponge and found that if you rub it a few times on a real banana it is almost the same as the banana Twinkie.     

Damm. I thought you were going to say "if you rub it a few times on a real banana" this big ol' yellow genie comes out and grants all your wishes.

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Edited July 20, 2016 by Ace-Garageguy

[Snake45]

I recently changed out the kitchen sink sponge and found that if you rub it a few times on a real banana it is almost the same as the banana Twinkie.     

Your sponge is probably closer to the banana Twinkie than the banana Twinkie is to a real Banana Flip.

I loved those things. And I could make women swoon watching me eat one.

Edited July 21, 2016 by Snake45