One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Now we are going to Pump (clap!) You Up!   

[LennyB]

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Balloon racing is for people with too little to do and too much free time.

[Trainwreck]

Time flies when you're having fun.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fun is in the eye of the beholder.    

[Trainwreck]

Beholder of all things great and small , yet understands nothing of what he sees.

[LennyB]

See's Candy has been in business since 1921 and still do things the Old Fashioned way.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Way to go!", I exclaimed "what do you do for an encore, gargle razor blades?!?" as she dragged her metal purse flap buckle down the side of my friend's $10,000 candy painted street freak muscle car.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car damage, even very minor but deep scratches, and how hard, time consuming, skill-heavy, and expensive it is to repair 10 seconds worth of inconsiderate stupid attention lapse seems to never occur to some folks....like one of my exes who had zero clue and tended to ruin everything she touched...and then they get all offended if you point it out.