One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dust seeps in to my leaky old abode and conveniently auto-weathers any model that's not covered.

[Trainwreck]

Covered in snow is definitely not how I want to find my woody. 🤨

[mk11]

Woody once said '80 percent of success is showing up'.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Up (insert second person possessive pronoun here)" is a more satisfying rejoinder than "whatever".

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

Whatever inflates your raft and floats your boat should be appreciated by other people.

[Trainwreck]

People, on the whole, are the animals I avoid most.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Most horrible creatures I've ever encountered were in the guise of people.

                             

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

 People are sometimes not what they seem, avoid those people. 😁

    

[Ace-Garageguy]

People who act out the worst of human nature, like sociopaths and psychopaths (ASPD), don't always have what most of the rest of us would think of as clear choices between 'right and wrong', so dealing with their actions in the legal system is complex because their argument is that their wiring is scrambled.

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Trainwreck]

Scrambled, sunny side up or boiled, eggs are delicious.

[JollySipper]

Delicious to one person might be just a dead possum to another.............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Another possum fricassee for dinner, and I'm going to start eating bugs.

                                   

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy

[Calb56]

Bugs are one of my favorite cars and one that I'd love to get before I die.

[LennyB]

Die on the road my Audi Fox did when I turned on the washers and they soaked the distributor cap.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Cap and ball" describes "cap-lock" scary bangy things that discharge a single spherical projectile with each operation. 

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy
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[LennyB]

Operation was not a success, I hit the side with the tweezers and the game was over.  

[Trainwreck]

Over the hill and under the mountain to fetch a drink from my favorite fountain.

Edited November 29 by Trainwreck

[LennyB]

Fountain drinks at Woolworths were great back in the day and affordable on my allowance.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Allowance money or proceeds from mowing lawns and other simple work was often squandered on meeting girls when I was much younger.

                                             

[Calb56]

Younger women have not been a consideration for a long time, now older cars, that's another story all together. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Together again, for the first time anywhere" was part of how a couple of old friends of mine who performed music would introduce themselves.

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

Themselves are, by far, the most important people in their own little worlds and act as though they're the only ones on this planet and there is no one else that matters nearly as much as they do.

[Trainwreck]

Do unto others and then split.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Split the difference" is a concept some people have never encountered and don't understand.

Edited November 29 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Trainwreck]

Understand the context of a conversation before making an inaccurate (read dumb) statement.