One sentence game

[Trainwreck]

Etsy sells bat scissors and they're just flying off the shelf.

Edited Thursday at 11:50 PM by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shelf models don't exist in my house, 'cause I never finish anything.

Edited yesterday at 12:53 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wrong 'un" typically means a bad fella in British slang, but apparently has a couple more meanings I didn't know about until I did a little research.

[Trainwreck]

Research without retention is a waste of time. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time without accomplishment is for rocks and their intellectual equivalents.

[Calb56]

Equivalents is s real mean word to leave for me to start a sentence with, especially if you want a sentence that makes any sense or it's equivalent. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Equivalent masses/weights, lengths, and volumes can be expressed in several different measuring systems.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

System of a Down, a heavy metal band formed in Glendale, California in 1994, had hits including "Chop Suey!," "Toxicity," "Aerials," "B.Y.O.B.," and "Hypnotize".

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Hypnotize" is what one lovely young woman seemed to do to me whenever we met, just like the guy in the film "The Gods Must be Crazy" who turned into a blithering idiot in the presence of his beloved.

Edited 18 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Trainwreck]

Beloved once and soon forgotten, this is the normal course  of the ill fated "next big thing".

Edited 17 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thing is...ah, never mind.

[Trainwreck]

Mind if I cut in?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"In the year 2525" is the title of this song.

 

[thatz4u]

Song Sung Blue by Neil Diamond is now a new movie.

 

[NOBLNG]

Movie night with Netflix and Prime is now every night.🍿

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Night moves" for geezers often involve prescriptions and dentures.

[Trainwreck]

Dentures have made magnificent strides when compared to wooden teeth with metal frames. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Frames that look like this often get filled with cardboard and Bondo and covered with shiny paint just before the auction.

                                                           

[Trainwreck]

Auction bidding can be fun and exiting, just don't get in over your head.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Head on down the road to see that the headlights on my car will be the only things shining because I'm driving 'til I'm the last light on the highway.

Edited 8 hours ago by Tim W. SoCal

[LennyB]

Highway 61 is the "Blues Highway"

[Calb56]

"Highway to Hell" was the last AC/DC album with Bon Scott and "Back in Black" was the first album they did with Brian Johnson, both of which are my favorite albums from them.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Them possums keeps on a gittin inta tha cat's food, an I'm a fixin ta have me sum possum stew it they keeps it up.

[Trainwreck]

"Up to you" is a safe answer when asked by the wifey about dinner suggestions.

Edited 6 hours ago by Trainwreck