One sentence game

[Trainwreck]

Cents or pennies, when hoarded in vast quantities just become heavy and cumbersome to return.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Return to your roots, and plant your feet in the garden.

[Rob Hall]

Garden is cold, frozen and wet today. 

[Trainwreck]

Today seems like a good day to drink coffee and ponder the lessons of my life's insanity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Insanity is using the same painting procedure that made a horrible mess the last 10 times you tried it and believing "it'll work THIS time"...but then again, that may just be stupidity.

[Trainwreck]

Stupidity can be recognized in most cases just by engaging in conversation. 

[LennyB]

Conversation with a dog is generally more enlightening then with some of the people in this world and maybe even the next.

[Ace-Garageguy]

^^^   Next conversation I have with the neighbor's dog, I'll tell him you said that.

[LennyB]

That would be swell, for as far as I can tell, he has desire to please, if you get on your knees, and rub behind the ear,  until Happy New Year.