Flex Shield ad - oh I gotta get this LOL

[89AKurt]

Um..... for starters I didn't even know such a thing existed.  Then why would civilians need one, it wouldn't work as a Phoenix heat shield, it would blow off while driving. 🤣  You would not raise any suspicion either, parked near sensitive areas.  All I want is Night Vision goggles, help me out Googie AI. 🥸

[Ace-Garageguy]

...and the company hawking it has "patriot" in the name.

That's proof right there that it's perfect quality and worth every penny.

[rattle can man]

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[stavanzer]

6 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

...and the company hawking it has "patriot" in the name.

That's proof right there that it's perfect quality and worth every penny.

Sarc!!!

[Big Messer]

Hopefully deploys faster than an incoming bullet...

[Trainwreck]

Not only will it stop a bullet, with the enclosed attachments it slices and dices and makes mounds of Julienne fries. Don't forget to ask about our lifetime warranty. 😁

[Ace-Garageguy]

15 minutes ago, Trainwreck said:

Not only will it stop a bullet, with the enclosed attachments it slices and dices and makes mounds of Julienne fries. Don't forget to ask about our lifetime warranty. 😁

And don't forget folks, the product is actually put in the box IN THE USA!!!!!   (after both the box and the product are shipped from separate factories in China)

[Tim W. SoCal]

..."and for twice the price plus shipping and handling we'll DOUBLE your order, but only if you act NOW!"...

[Russell C]

12 hours ago, 89AKurt said:

.... why would civilians need one .... help me out Googie AI.

Couldn't even begin to guess what they are trying to sell from just your screengrab image. Had to look it up. Unless there are more active duty cops / special ops guys building model cars here, I'd think this is one more instance of supposedly 'smart A.I. ad targeting efforts' that ain't actually smart at all.

What I need to see is those Ginsu Hobby Knives ads which could sell me blades that can whack through quarter inch thick tree sprue with surgical precision, and then use the same blades to slice a tomato into hundreds of transparent thin wafers. With the LED light feature in the handles, too, of course. 😂