Flex Shield ad - oh I gotta get this LOL

[89AKurt]

Um..... for starters I didn't even know such a thing existed.  Then why would civilians need one, it wouldn't work as a Phoenix heat shield, it would blow off while driving. 🤣  You would not raise any suspicion either, parked near sensitive areas.  All I want is Night Vision goggles, help me out Googie AI. 🥸

[Ace-Garageguy]

...and the company hawking it has "patriot" in the name.

That's proof right there that it's perfect quality and worth every penny.

[rattle can man]

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Edited November 14 by rattle can man
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[stavanzer]

6 hours ago, Ace-Garageguy said:

...and the company hawking it has "patriot" in the name.

That's proof right there that it's perfect quality and worth every penny.

Sarc!!!

[Big Messer]

Hopefully deploys faster than an incoming bullet...

[Trainwreck]

Not only will it stop a bullet, with the enclosed attachments it slices and dices and makes mounds of Julienne fries. Don't forget to ask about our lifetime warranty. 😁

[Ace-Garageguy]

15 minutes ago, Trainwreck said:

Not only will it stop a bullet, with the enclosed attachments it slices and dices and makes mounds of Julienne fries. Don't forget to ask about our lifetime warranty. 😁

And don't forget folks, the product is actually put in the box IN THE USA!!!!!   (after both the box and the product are shipped from separate factories in China)

[1972coronet]

It's a gamechanger that's taking America by storm. 

Military-grade engineered by a former aerospace engineer.

The government is coming for it ; that's why Amazon won't sell it. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

..."and for twice the price plus shipping and handling we'll DOUBLE your order, but only if you act NOW!"...

[Russell C]

12 hours ago, 89AKurt said:

.... why would civilians need one .... help me out Googie AI.

Couldn't even begin to guess what they are trying to sell from just your screengrab image. Had to look it up. Unless there are more active duty cops / special ops guys building model cars here, I'd think this is one more instance of supposedly 'smart A.I. ad targeting efforts' that ain't actually smart at all.

What I need to see is those Ginsu Hobby Knives ads which could sell me blades that can whack through quarter inch thick tree sprue with surgical precision, and then use the same blades to slice a tomato into hundreds of transparent thin wafers. With the LED light feature in the handles, too, of course. 😂

[Big Messer]

13 hours ago, 1972coronet said:

Military-grade engineered by a former aerospace engineer.

Military grade = cheapest bidder...  😉

[1972coronet]

13 hours ago, Russell C said:

What I need to see is those Ginsu Hobby Knives ads which could sell me blades that can whack through quarter inch thick tree sprue with surgical precision, and then use the same blades to slice a tomato into hundreds of transparent thin wafers. With the LED light feature in the handles, too, of course.

I still reference that Ginsu Knife ! Hahaha ! Those ad nauseam commercials from the mid-1980s later reminded me of the gun purchasing scene in Taxi Driver , where "Easy Andy" puts on his greasy sales pitch about how "X" gun  can perform miracles. I used to joke and say, "This thirty-eight will hit targets all day, then you can slice tomatoes with it for your sandwich."

[Ace-Garageguy]

1 hour ago, Big Messer said:

Military grade = cheapest bidder...  

...who at the same time is supremely adept at rationalizing why a simple claw-hammer should cost $435.

Edited November 15 by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

I can't believe it, an ad for Distefan 3D Print Store with a Stutka.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

This works better:

[89AKurt]

OMG I'm just checking in, same ad at the top.  Hey Google, I want NIGHT VISON GOGGLES. 🥸

[Ace-Garageguy]

9 hours ago, 89AKurt said:

OMG I'm just checking in, same ad at the top.  Hey Google, I want NIGHT VISON GOGGLES. 🥸

 

I want an APC.

 

Edited November 18 by Ace-Garageguy