I think this falls under tha Urban e-mail Legend heading...

[Guest zebm1]

but I just wanted to see if'n I could put this montage in here and... Get 'er Done. Don't ask me how to do it, as I'd have to Killya 'cause I'm pretty sure I'd be a scant hop, skip and half-a-jump ahead of a certain webmaster wanting to do tha Killya thing on me. :twisted:

Subject: New Ferrari

New Ferrari for Dad $1,000,000

Daughter borrows Dad's new car to try out......

and hits Power Pole at 200 MPH.

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt)

and 2 small cuts.

Car loss? $1 Million bucks!

Waiting list for a new one? 2 years.

When can daughter drive Dad's car again? Next lifetime.

When will kid not be grounded and see the light of day?

Same day the polar ice caps melt.

But she is still alive....

Priceless................

Car only had 9 miles on it !..................

One mile of it was during the wreck.

Zeb :twisted:

[Harry P.]

That's been on the web forever...

[62rebel]

i think 200mph cars and teenagers are another type of Darwins' Law....

driver's licenses need badly to be graduated per German custom. it's just too easy to be granted a license to drive here; given the speed levels of most new cars and the abhorrent driving habits, it's a wonder our fatality level doesn't go through the roof.

and if i could have seen the pics i'd probably have been very amused; my server still keeps them closed regardless of settings. mmmmmph.

[bigphoto]

Yeah, it has been around for awhile allegedly there was drinking involved

but the daughter thing is a new twist that I hadn't heard yet!

Whoever was driving was probably on a cell telling there friend how

fast they were going which is why cell usage IMO should

be banned while driving.

[Modelmartin]

Go to wreckedexotics.com for page after page after page of wrecked everything. They have 3 pages of wrecked Enzos including the above pics. They have Mr. Bean's wrecked Mclaren F1 :shock: . It is a real fun site.

Andy

[Zoom Zoom]

If anyone wants to know what really happened to the Enzo just google "Stefan Eriksson Enzo" to get the real story. Whatever Zeb posted is pure, unadulterated fiction w/a capital "B".

:twisted:

[Modelmartin]

The pics that Zeb posted are on Wrecked Exotics and they say Malibu, California........160 mph..............utility pole. Some kind of fun!

[Zoom Zoom]

The pics that Zeb posted are on Wrecked Exotics and they say Malibu, California........160 mph..............utility pole. Some kind of fun!

Back when this was news Wrecked Exotics had an entire page dedicated to this crash which triggered the term "Enzogate". Google that term to find more on what happened. The page is gone from Wrecked Exotics, probably due to legal issues. The guy who wrecked the Enzo is a piece of work.

Speaking of pieces of work, this really takes the cake!

[bigphoto]

Bob, I can't believe let some of that JD spill on the table like that!!

I hope you used a straw to clean it up!!!

[Guest zebm1]

I knew that it had been on tha web for awhile, I just wanted to see ifn I could transpose it entirely with some subtle modifications.....errr, proper grammar, editorial modifications. :?

:twisted: Zeb

an Zoom Zoom, yu ain't seen pure English yet, but it's coming............

[Zoom Zoom]

Bob, I can't believe let some of that JD spill on the table like that!!

I hope you used a straw to clean it up!!!

Yeah I did, but it was a crumby day and I was a wreck afterwards

[Tom Kren]

WOW!!!!

[Modelmartin]

Is this a great country or what??!! Where else on this planet can a Swedish :twisted: mobster and a shadowy 8) German named Dieter wreck a million dollar Italian car bought with funds from a company called Gizmondo!! Oh say can you see...........

Andy

[Zoom Zoom]

"By the Donzer Lee Light"

Gawd, I still remember that from grade school about 8 million years ago

Here's "Daddy's Girl" *cough cough* :

Little Miss "Dieter" aka Enzogate Stefan isn't quite the hot little fantasy teenage chicky in trouble :wink:

Though that might change once incarcerated :shock:

[MrObsessive]

Here's "Daddy's Girl" *cough cough* :

Little Miss "Dieter" aka Enzogate Stefan isn't quite the hot little fantasy teenage chicky in trouble :wink:

Though that might change once incarcerated :shock:

[bigphoto]

Yeah I did, but it was a crumby day and I was a wreck afterwards

I can imagine, as ice cream goes better than JD with cake!

Little Miss "Dieter" aka Enzogate Stefan isn't quite the hot little fantasy teenage chicky in trouble

Though that might change once incarcerated

"bubba" will be happy he will get to take the foreign exchange student

to the dance

[Modellpularn]

This guy, known over here as "Fatsteffe" has done all kinds of bad stuff, fraud, embezzellement and what have you. It's not one I feel at all proud to call a countryman. How is it they say; "live fast, die young and be a beautiful corpse"? He might qualify for the first two, but... :roll:

[jbwelda]

the guy has connections; i doubt he will suffer any long term problems. i think he was arrested for car theft because that and other cars he was involved with were brought out of europe/into the usa under some kinda cloud.

but what i liked most was when the cops arrived he said he was just the passenger. he didnt really know the name of the "driver" other than some first name (werner?) and said he took off running up that hill after the crash. sure he did. but then homeland security showed up on the scene and he evidently just talked to them and not to the police. i smell a CIA coverup but dont worry it was probably necessary to get those nasty terrorists. why do you hate america so much? as tom tomorrow would ask.