Bartster Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Last weekend we were driving through the small town of Rootersville (if I'm lyin' I'm dyin') TX. A sign in a yard said "We buy junk". 100 feet later in the same yard, another sign said "we sell antiques"!
Dr. Cranky Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one: "The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!"
Austin T Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 I read the church marquee signs all the time, and sometimes they crack me up like this one: "The tongue, being in a wet place, slipeth!" One of my favorite church marquee's said "Thou shall not stealith thine copper wire out of thine AC". I think it was in Memphis.
Guest Dr. Odyssey Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 I think it would be cool to get four porpoises, a wet nigerian, and do the Mary Lunch Limbo. That would be a badass mission. True dat! Shake & Bake!
JunkPile Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Church sign reads: Sign broken, message inside. Same church: Free admission Sundays 10:00
Models by Bear Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 the Church by our House has some of the funniest posting everyweek ( nascar at 1 we are done by 12)
Rob McKee Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 A tire store here in town had a sign saying: "Best place to take a leak" Clever
Joe Handley Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 There's a local company called DuKane that puts these kinds of signs up, couple of recent favorites...... If Tomatos are a Fruit, Is Ketchup a Smoothie? Success is relative, it brings them all out.
my name is nobody Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 one of my all-time favorite road signs, ever:
Dr. Cranky Posted February 11, 2012 Posted February 11, 2012 Nice collection, Harry. Another one I saw: "GOD doesn't want your email, HE wants your knee mail!"
Mercman Posted February 12, 2012 Author Posted February 12, 2012 I had a customer that I delivered to that run a plumbing supply outfit, his trucks had a saying. In our business a Flush beats a Full House.
darquewanderer Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 (edited) Says it all. (the first one's an old avatar) Edited February 12, 2012 by darquewanderer
Dr. Cranky Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Junior, some of these are perfect for dioramas, which is why you have a great instinct for finding them. Thanks. Love these last two.
Mike Kucaba Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 My favorite marquee has always been one at a dry cleaner: " WOMEN WHO DROP OFF THEIR CLOTHES RECEIVE SPECIAL ATTENTION"
Bad Apple Posted February 12, 2012 Posted February 12, 2012 Local septic tank pump truck has a sign the back that says "Your S__t is my bread and butter"
Swifster Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) Got to love southern Florida... Edited February 13, 2012 by Swifster
darquewanderer Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 Local septic tank pump truck has a sign the back that says "Your S__t is my bread and butter" Ours reads "We want your stinking business"
Craig Irwin Posted May 26, 2014 Posted May 26, 2014 I don't have a pic but a restaurant / gas station near here has a sign "eat here and get gas".
mnwildpunk Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 One septic place here has one "if it wasn't for us you'd have no where to go" and an autobody shop" wreckermend by people who met us by accident "
ChrisBcritter Posted May 29, 2014 Posted May 29, 2014 (edited) '50s pranksters: NOT a prank (our family slide, Colorado ca. 1956): Edited May 29, 2014 by ChrisBcritter
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