Kids Repeat The Darnedest Things....

[Joe Handley]

This year my sister's boyfriend bought his nephews a couple costumes for Christmas this year, one was given a pirate costume and the other a ninja costume both from Toy's "R" Us. I guess he mad some comment on Christmas Eve about how the oldest one, Justin, who got the Ninja costume can "Kick arse when arse needs to be kicked" and Justin heard him say it. My sister, her BF and his Mom were sitting on the couch at Mom's home while his older brother was helping the oldest put on the ninja costume and next thing they know the BF's older brother says, "JUSTIN!, you don't say things like that!" Evidently he told his Dad that "Now I can kick arse when arse needs to be kicked." My sister, her BF and his Mom are all sitting there on the couch

laughing while the BF's brother had to scold the boy and bite his tongue to keep from laughing the whole time.

[James W]

Little ears hear most acutely.