cobraman Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 A man goes to the zoo All they have is one dog It was a Shih Tzu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted December 27, 2014 Author Share Posted December 27, 2014 Why don't rabbits make noise when they make love Because they have cotton balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 A man goes to the zooAll they have is one dogIt was a Shih Tzu Uhhhhh.... I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob terry Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 The zoo was less than favorable because it had only one dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Oh now I get it.... Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Most Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 That's not so much a corny joke as cruel reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry P. Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 That's pretty funny. I like Blue Ray... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted December 27, 2014 Author Share Posted December 27, 2014 Uhhhhh.... I don't get it. because it had one dog it was a sh** zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Most Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unclescott58 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 This guy who worries about everything is told by his doctor to go on a vacation to forget about everything that bothers him. He goes on a safari to Africa. Well, being nervous and worried about everything, he starts asking his guide about different dangers one might encounter on a safari, and to do about then. Every question he asks, the guide calmly tells what he should do, and assures how rarely these things come up. The guys is starting to feel pretty good about things. Finally he asks his guide one last question. "What do you do if a rhinoceros should happen to charge you?" The guide says, "Oh that's easy. As he's charging you, you just reach down and pickup some dung and throw it in his face. He'll then veer off and never bother you again." The guy then asks, "But what if there is no dung near by?" The guide tells him, "If a rhinoceros is changing you, trust me. There will be!" Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted December 27, 2014 Author Share Posted December 27, 2014 This Is politically incorrect Much like my last one A hairlip gets a job as a toothbrush salesman. The first week his boss askes how many toothbrushes he has sold " he says 1 toothbrush " the boss says "well you have to do better then that" Well next week rolls around and the boss calls in the harelip in and asks "how many toothbrushes did you sell?") The hairlip says" 700 " his boss goes "holy cow that's a company record" " but how did you do it?" The hairlip say" well I went to the airport I set up a bowl of potato chips and a bowl of dip." As the people got off the plane i'd ask them if they some chips and dip?" When they took a bite of the dip they'd say this dip tastes like L poo and I'd say "it is want to buy a toothbrush?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Most Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 ??????? Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) ??????? Explain.GIF, correctly (supposedly) pronounced "jif," stands for Graphics Interchange Format. It's the last panel, i.e. a picture series condensed to play in an infinite loop.http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2tYt6V9.gif Edited December 28, 2014 by chunkypeanutbutter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_G Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 If your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside-down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chunkypeanutbutter Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Some people don't have the capacitor for nerd puns; I, however, cannot resistor them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_G Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 My uncle was a semiconductor for the railroad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Most Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 ??????? Explain. It's not a joke if you need it explained to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted December 28, 2014 Author Share Posted December 28, 2014 ??????? Explain. you are not alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) It's not a joke if you need it explained to you. Exactly my point. My uncle was a semiconductor for the railroad This I do get. And this is funny. Scott Edited December 28, 2014 by unclescott58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnwildpunk Posted December 28, 2014 Author Share Posted December 28, 2014 Two antennas go and get married The wedding was a disaster But the reception was beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike_G Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I have a talking pony but he's not talking right now- he's a little hoarse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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