Jim Keeler Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 April 7th, 2014 Busy day today, Went in the hospital for a heart, lung, and kidney transplant. They also did a shoulder replacement, new knees, and one hip transplant. One was still good. I got two corneas implanted, reversed the vasectomy, and cleaned up some arthritis in my hands and wrists. When I woke up, the doctor told me it was a great way to celebrate my 73rd birthday. I could hear him better than yesterday because of the new hearing aids.... Then he told me that I would be good for another 73 years if I followed the prescription he wrote me: RX, sex, drugs, fast women and fast cars! I feel like a million dollars!
Harry P. Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Did they throw in a volume discount? Like maybe a free tonsillectomy or something? Or at least "Buy one hip, get the second one free"...
Russell C Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 (psst: Jim would be just fine if he wasn't completely nuts)
charlie8575 Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 If this is real....seriously, hope you're feeling better soon, and your doctor sounds like he's on the ball! If this was April Fool's a few days late....boy did I get a good laugh out of the last few lines! Charlie Larkin
Harry P. Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 If this is real....seriously, hope you're feeling better soon, and your doctor sounds like he's on the ball! If this was April Fool's a few days late....boy did I get a good laugh out of the last few lines! Charlie Larkin No human being could go through all those surgeries in one day, let alone be awake and posting about it the same day!
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