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Carl, I was thinking Matthew Wilder.... Did Ace of Base do a remake of this?

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant

Ok, here ya go... How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one... But it has to want to change...

Last night I had the strangest dream I sailed away to China In a little row boat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned Didn't want no-one to hold you What does that mean And you said

yes, thats the one

Who remembers the one cartoon of the cars where the little one wanted to be a hot rod and the father was a taxi....

Then I looked at her and she at me Well that's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way for

Thanks Dave... I appreciate that bro....

Thanks guys... Mike, I am working with my attorney... Im gonna call him tomorrow to see what he has to say , because he is gonna talk to my dads attorney to see about dropping the violations and just keeping the restraining order... Ill keep everyone updated on this mess...

I was sleeping, gently napping when I heard the phone Who is on the other end talking am I even home Did you see what she did to him did you hear what they said Just a New York conversation rattling in my head Oh, oh, my, and what shall we wear Oh, oh, my, and who really cares

Thanks guys... Bob, I agree, things do happen for a reason... I talked to one of my family members and she told me that he is nuts and that he should be ashamed of himself for putting me through all this... then i found out that when I was about two or three years old, i was having problems and a doctor tried to diagnose me with cerebral palsy and after that, my father didnt want to have anything to do with me and that was one of the main reasons why my parents divorced..

I really need to vent.... Im scared , nervous, angry, and worried all at the same time.... When I got there, the judge never called my name... So when he asked if anyone was here whos name wasnt called, I stood up, gave him my name, and gave him the papers that were served to me... The court screwed up and never notified him of the court date... So the judge had to reset a new date... He automatically told me he was assigning an attorney to my side of the case... This attorney.... let me just say, is not exactly one of the good ones... Which I know thats generally how the courts work when they give you hand me down lawyers... He did call the phone number that my dad claims I called from which again, was from a different state than where I reside and have a phone number in... The phone rang twice and then all this beeps and sounds came... sounded like a fax machine .... So hes going to trace the number and then talk to my dads attorney to share with him that information and see if they can come to an agreement to keep the restraining order, but drop the violations... My attorney thinks my dad has a few screws loose... yes, he does.... The judge set a new date and asked me if I was aware that if I was found guility of the violations that I would serve ten days per violation.. which is thirty days due to three violations... I did see him throwing forty day sentences and then saying that the prosecuting attorney agreed to let those go with a warning that if they were to come before him again on violating restraining orders they would serve the initial term plus any new terms... My attorney feels I am no way in violation due to the fact that i have proof of residing in Florida, and that my number is a Florida number, and I have a witness.... So Im just praying that alll goes well.... But Im preparing for the worst case scenario...

Good luck brother... hope all goes well for you...

Yessir!!

You know I've smoked a lot of grass O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills But I never touched nothin' That my spirit could kill You know, I've seen a lot of people walkin' 'round With tombstones in their eye

yes, and my father wasnt notified of the court date since i was served out of state... so now i go back on Nov 6th... they gave me a court appointed attorney who reminds me of a skinny Chris Farley....

It has been stuck in my head since you posted the lyrics...

Iola?

Mr. Heckles- Friends... Yes I have watched it Harry... Lol

I'm gonna burn for this, but is that Maude? Bwahahahaha... I have no idea... I'm 39 years old, so chances are I never watched this...

I thought that was the older daughter... Nevermind... You're right... Lol...