Custom Hearse

I think I put the Alka-Seltzer, Maalox, Tums, and a few other malady curing meds in the glove box... Thanks for the compliments on the truck Dave!

I was thinking of dressing up as the invisible man for Halloween, but I can't find the costume...

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8)A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?

I see that...

Oh Scott... How could you type that with a straight face?

It's an okay kit such as it is...

Thanks Danno! I'd been working on it for 3 years and I'm happ with the way it came out.

Awesome!

I really liked him. I met him at Orange County International Raceway, and he always had time for his fans. His funny cars always really cool paint schemes...

That Harry's sense of humor is a little out of whack today, and we didn't make ketchup, we made fruitjuice!!! Do I get a gold star?

COOLNESS!!!

I need to finish this...

It takes the meaning of the name to a whole new level!!!

(In my best Elvis voice...) Thank ya! Thank ya very much!!!

Scott- the reason they didn't want your ancestors (Finnish) and mine (Apache) on the beach was because they didn't want the Indians burning Easter bonfires as a Pagan custom meant to keep witches at bay, and they didn't want the finnish people scalping innocent sunbathers... Just Kidding!

nifty

Scott, you hit a new low on corny jokes... Harry you hit bottom and found a shovel...

Raymond Beadle, driver of the Blue Max funny car had died. Rest in peace good Sir. http://www.sportingnews.com/nascar/story/2014-10-20/rusty-wallace-car-owner-raymond-beadle-dies-1989-winston-cup-champion

A second article claims the bike is NOT the actual bike used in "Easy Riders"... http://www.latimes.com/business/autos/la-fi-hy-uneasy-riders-20141017-story.html#page=1

Thanks Chris. That'll DEFINITELY be a first!!!

Thanks Jake. He's gotta get the goodies delivered!

Yes Santa Williams... I'll leave this AND some cookies out for you...