A man was walking on a beach one day, kicks a bottle buried in the sand. He pulls the bottle out , pulls the cork off, and a genie pops out! The genie say's, "For freeing me from my prison, I shall grant you one wish." The man thinks for a few minutes, then say's, "I want a bridge that goes from California to Hawaii. I get seasick on boats, and I'm afraid of flying." The genie say's, "That's a tall order, Isn't there anything else you would rather wish for?" The man thinks for a few minutes, and then say's, "Okay. I want to know everything there is to know about women!"
The genie asks, "Would you like that bridge to be two lanes, or four?"