Custom Hearse

I have to agree with Dan on the front. Nice car though, but a bit pricey...

Found this story online. Apparently GTA V has a problem with it... http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/grand-theft-auto-v-garage-bug-causing-cars-170530151.html The game is stealing the cars from players!

NICE!!!! I definitely like it!

Had a storm come through Collins yesterday, and went down to check out the damage. I could tell right away that it was microburst damage, and not tornadic. Tried explaining that to some people in Collins I know that it was NOT a tornado, and all they could do was say was "It was a tornado!!!" Talked to a Missouri Highway Patrol officer, who agreed with me that it was a microburst, still those same people say "Tornado, tornado, tornado." Got a callback from the National Weather Service, telling me there were no signs of tornadic vorticies at all during the time the damage was done, still those people screamed "Tornado, tornado, tornado...

Turnpiker Pete custom...

THAT is just TOO COOL!!!

That is sweet!

Nice haul! That castle is gonna be a cool build!

Looks very nice! I like it a lot.

A salesman goes on vacation at an Indian reservation one year. He's walking around, buying little trinkets and such, when he walks up and see's a sign next to a very old Indian man that reads, Worlds greatest memory. He looks at the man sitting on the ground, and thinks, 'I'll have to give this a try'. He leans over and asks, "What did you have for breakfast, April 17th, 1956?" The old Indian looks at him and says "Eggs." The salesman thinks to himself, 'anyone can say eggs.' He looks at the old Indian guy once more, then walks off. 10 Years later, the salesman goes on vacation again at the same Indian reservation. he's walking around buying some trinkets, when he see's the old Indian guy again, with the same sign that reads, 'Worlds greatest memory' The salesman thinks to himself, 'I didn't believe him before, but I'll be courteous to him and say hello in his native language.' So the salesman say's "How." the old Indian looks up and say's, "Scrambled."

Thanks Bob. They installed a defibrillator to keep me going, so...

Thanks guys. My health will never be "normal", but I'm alive... That's what counts, right?

Thanks Kostas. I appreciate the well wishes.

Sorry... It's been sitting for a bit, my health has been rough but getting steady. I'll try to post pics of it soon. Just really tired a lot lately.

They used to have a White Castle at 3rd and Fremont St. when I lived there...

Nice pics! 222? How long did you have to soak your trigger finger after taking that many?

Time to stick a sharp object into my eyes...

Ahhh... Fulton Mo. I picked up a Freightliner Cascadia from there... I just hope you don't have as many problems as I did with yours Wayne.

Looking forward to meeting you! Be safe out there.

That's twice you've told this joke harry...

Cool! Glad to see you're out and about again! Nice looking truck too. I love that color of blue!!!

Yes it does Harry. But people can actually die from heat like this...

Please take care everyone living in the midwest today! Heat Advisory URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE SPRINGFIELD MO 345 AM CDT SAT AUG 31 2013 ...WARMEST DAY SO FAR THIS SUMMER EXPECTED... .THE HOTTEST DAY SO FAR THIS SUMMER IS EXPECTED FOR MUCH OF THE OZARKS. TEMPERATURES WILL CLIMB INTO THE MIDDLE TO UPPER 90S THIS AFTERNOON WITH HEAT INDEX VALUES IN THE 101 TO 105 RANGE. LOCATIONS ACROSS THE LAKES REGION OF CENTRAL MISSOURI WILL BE THE PRIMARY AREA EXPECTED TO SEE THE HIGH HEAT INDEXES TODAY. A COOLING TREND IS EXPECTED SUNDAY AS A COLD FRONT MAKES ITS WAY INTO THE OZARKS SUNDAY AFTERNOON. KSZ073-097-101-MOZ055>058-066>071-077>081-088-089-093-010100- /O.NEW.KSGF.HT.Y.0004.130831T1700Z-130901T0100Z/ BOURBON-CRAWFORD-CHEROKEE-BENTON-MORGAN-MILLER-MARIES-VERNON- ST. CLAIR-HICKORY-CAMDEN-PULASKI-PHELPS-BARTON-CEDAR-POLK-DALLAS- LACLEDE-JASPER-DADE-NEWTON- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...FORT SCOTT...PITTSBURG... BAXTER SPRINGS...COLUMBUS...WARSAW...COLE CAMP...VERSAILLES... ELDON...LAKE OZARK...VIENNA...NEVADA...APPLETON CITY...OSCEOLA... HERMITAGE...OSAGE BEACH...CAMDENTON...FORT LEONARD WOOD... WAYNESVILLE...ROLLA...LAMAR...EL DORADO SPRINGS...STOCKTON... BOLIVAR...BUFFALO...LEBANON...JOPLIN...CARTHAGE...GREENFIELD... NEOSHO 345 AM CDT SAT AUG 31 2013 ...HEAT ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 8 PM CDT THIS EVENING... THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SPRINGFIELD HAS ISSUED A HEAT ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM NOON TODAY TO 8 PM CDT THIS EVENING. * TIMING AND AREAS AFFECTED...LOCATIONS GENERALLY NORTH OF I-44 FROM NOON THROUGH 8 PM THIS EVENING. * TEMPERATURE...AFTERNOON TEMPERATURES ARE EXPECTED TO CLIMB INTO THE MIDDLE TO UPPER 90S. THIS COMBINED WITH DEW POINTS IN THE UPPER 60S TO LOWER 70S WILL PRODUCE HEAT INDEX READINGS BETWEEN 101 AND 105. * IMPACTS...THE COMBINATION OF HOT TEMPERATURES AND INCREASED HUMIDITY WILL LEAD TO AN INCREASED RISK OF HEAT RELATED STRESS AND ILLNESS. THE YOUNG AND ELDERLY...THOSE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING...AND THOSE PARTICIPATING IN OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES DURING THE START OF THE EXTENDED HOLIDAY WEEKEND WILL BE THE MOST SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE EFFECTS OF THE HEAT. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... A HEAT ADVISORY MEANS THAT A PERIOD OF HOT TEMPERATURES IS EXPECTED. THE COMBINATION OF HOT TEMPERATURES AND HIGH HUMIDITY WILL COMBINE TO CREATE A SITUATION IN WHICH HEAT ILLNESSES ARE POSSIBLE. TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS IF YOU WORK OR SPEND TIME OUTSIDE. WHEN POSSIBLE...RESCHEDULE STRENUOUS ACTIVITIES TO EARLY MORNING OR EVENING. KNOW THE SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF HEAT EXHAUSTION AND HEAT STROKE. WEAR LIGHT WEIGHT AND LOOSE FITTING CLOTHING WHEN POSSIBLE AND DRINK PLENTY OF WATER. TO REDUCE RISK DURING OUTDOOR WORK...THE OCCUPATIONAL SAFETY AND HEALTH ADMINISTRATION RECOMMENDS SCHEDULING FREQUENT REST BREAKS IN SHADED OR AIR CONDITIONED ENVIRONMENTS. ANYONE OVERCOME BY HEAT SHOULD BE MOVED TO A COOL AND SHADED LOCATION. HEAT STROKE IS AN EMERGENCY...CALL 9 1 1.

What do you call a blonde floating on the water? A dinghy.

What do you call a bunch of blondes at the bottom of a freezer? Frosted flakes.