A modeler named mike

Reality can be a hard pill to swallow to those dependent on continually regurgitated nonsense on the idiot box!

Not so much a irk but more of a disappointment. Now that I have the time to.. I was contemplating going up to the NNL East this weekend. My wife reminded me it would not be a good idea since I'm in the middle of settling my dad Estate and at this time I'm the only name on both properties and her and I haven't made a will of our own yet so if something happens to me it would be a major setback for all involved. Even though it's a bummer I still have two other shows to attend that are closer. Still disappointed and was looking forward to attending but there's always next years NNL East... God willing.

creating therapy overload

Brown is to be flushed down but yellow can stay and mellow

Yesterday some crazy nut on a crotch rocket come up the center line of the two lanes heading north I was traveling on. We were all moving at 55 mph, he had to be going close to 90 mph blowing by us like we were standing still. I watch the nut weave in and out of traffic and times passing on the narrow shoulder till he was out of sight. These are the kind of idiots give bike riders a bad name.

"Ever eat a booger before?" Asked Steve to his friend snots while digging fiercely in his nostril.

Years ago on the day I was born I realized immediately that I was in the land of giants.

laughing and yelling

Hot is what I'm feeling since I got off my rump and have been mowing the grass so I decided to take a break and see who's saying what?

Again I find myself here making up nonsense sentences and being amused by others and their sentence content while I should be doing something more constructive.

like before when

I've never had to deal with woodpeckers although they are in the neighbors dead trees but I'd be thinking about stringing up some cheap foil pie pans throughout the tree to possibly deter it. Just a thought... Good luck with woody

It was pretty amusing to watch a Northern Flicker tear the heck out an ant colony in our backyard last summer. It moved frantically around the area flinging dirt then burying his beak deep within. It looked as if he/she hit the honey hole.

You best get the gang together with straws and rolled bills to deplete the evidence!

1960's DeLoreans will never be seen on any road, parking lot or anywhere else due to the fact of not being produced until 1981 by John DeLorean.

"Nerves of steel" is how little Leslie's mom described her son who appeared to be lost in the corn maze during his schools field trip.

Dance all alone

If wannabe happy

Effects such as smoke machines, strobe lighting and motorized props added to Halloween yard displays enhances the experience for those out tricking or treating.

Neuters never know the pleasures of changing smelly diapers and finding lost pacifiers.

Guys and gals are not the same and I don't give a rat's arse who says differently because science says otherwise!

Parts by parks pre-wired distributors were used to enhance my model engines.

Bollocks dangling tend to swinging vigorously when running without support.

That's pretty cool.. I live next to a historical farm Museum that has multiple events throughout the year. In the beginning of September the have the steam and small gas engine show. All week long at high noon all the steam whistle blow.. Very cool. I have a 1950 M series John Deere that I just inherited and have no use for so I'll probably look for a buyer at that show..

Oriented questions are asked repeatedly to patients in Hospitals to assess their cognitive status.