A modeler named mike

Crabs for Christmas is one of my favorite songs of the Christmas season.

Mom used to make spaghetti and crabs for dinner when we was young. (Truth... Messy but good)

Swim with fishies

It's all a lie.. Don't buy into it! I can't wait to be out from under our HOA.. Just have to convince the wife.. Already have the other house with no HOA. Its a no brainer for me.

"Out back down yonder in the outhouse where pop and his liquor is" says bow-legged Bobby when his ma asked where the corn cobs went to?

better seek counsel

That's cool!

HOA's.. 😡 we had a few storms blow through with high gusting winds. A few of us neighbors had a shutter or two break loose. The two busybodies we have that walk the beat went out as soon as the storms past and started writing up violations without giving anyone a chance to act on fixing their issues.. I can't wait till the next meeting. We have individuals who habitually violate the codes and yet nothing is done or said to those individuals. That's going to change! One rule we have is that there is to be no work vehicles with business markings allowed to park overnight anywhere in the neighborhood or in your own driveway. Yet a Mr. & Mrs. Of the same household drive and park daily their two different businesses branded vehicles wherever they dang please.. Others have been reprimanded and even fined for doing so.. RULES APPLY TO EVERYONE EQUALLY..

with IRS letters

Sun shines and the moon glows but what does Uranus do? 😊

Generating enough energy to get out of bed in the morning becomes quite a chore for some of us geriatric gentleman

Kite flying is not recommended for days without wind.

Elevator rides are not as fun as carnival rides

Crumby Feta cheese is yummy on a salad.

Self inflected wound.. Spelling.. Dang quick fingers and the failure to preview post before submitting...