A modeler named mike

Mystery of the missing sock, last seen entering the dryer in a damp to wet condition and has never been seen since, reward offered.

maybe snap together?

It is a shame to waste a perfectly good "it" in a sentence when it could be shouted out in a game of tag, "Tag You're it!"

Wanted dead or still wiggling is how a wanted poster should read.

Dusty furniture doesn't mean the lady of the house isn't doing her job, it's simply miscommunications between her and her boss ???

Deserving of destruction

I think a more suitable wrap for one of these monstrosities would be one of Taco Bells cheesy roll up wraps. At least it would have some tastefulness..

Perpetuated with glue

Faithful is something I've always been to my wife and to the building of my kit collection but not so much in building them, that will change as soon as I get my model room moved and up and working again.⏳️

Much do do makes one's mind mushy causing sentence deliriousness.

Do you know the muffin man?

Truth or consequences was a popular game show when tv was aired in black and white, but if we go by the suggestion that Les mentioned above the show would be known as "Truth or conalgorythyms" today.

Broken rules, hearts and bones all have consequences.

Everywhere you look you'll find individuals who can't follow simple directions or rules.

Temperatures can surely rise when the wrong thing is said followed by a pointing finger.

Homeowners insurance and taxes! Both went up this year as they usually do but the increases this year is astronomical. Currently I have our home and also acquired my Dad's house and property through rights of ownership when dad passed away. We just paid the two tax bills totaling $7,869.00 plus one of the homeowners policies $1,058.00 that's up $283.00 due to inflation. I can't wait to see the other homeowners policy when it arrives. ? Come on November!

AC is a must in this heat especially for those of us who are no longer young. We had a nice cool down with winds coming through from Beryl but no rain here in MD.

Blind folded and

Fish eye is a real bummer when it appears on a freshly painted surface.

Half baked society

Way beyond the old way of using herbs and a lighter or was that erb and a lighter?

Pelvis shaken by Elvis drove all the babes wild and those same babes, now sporting gray hair still shake to the sound of his voice.

You are absolutely not a bad Dad for having these feelings. Be glad you have a son and not a daughter. Also know this.. they can come back at anytime in the future. Never shut and lock that door! If we had we wouldn't have a daughter and 4 wonderful (to me) grandkids today. Just my 2 cents for what's worth.

Kits are for kids, no wait it's trixs are for kids and not tricks cause those are for Johns and the girls on the street corner.

Bake at 350°