You talk about dumbbells on the road. Yesterday I got tied up in traffic because of an accident, took a bit to figure out what was going on. There was a Subaru Outback on the shoulder with the tailgate pushed in but no other car to be seen. The other car was about a 1/4 mile down the road surrounded by police and emergency vehicles. Idiot tried to flee the accident scene but there was nothing left of the front of his Honda which died at the end of a trail of fluids.