LennyB

hit the bullseye

Incompetence seems to be the bench mark that people aspire to these days.

Temu is a big black hole waiting to suck you in and strip you of that meager cash you saved up for the next modeling project and convince you that you must buy some tariff laden product built in a factory with no labor laws, window or doors. (but they sell doors)

money each time

Although I really wish they would get a new announcer. I can't stand listening to him anymore. His constant repetition of another "significant find", which I know is the writing not him, is really annoying.

aim is straight

the little wiener

Bomb was a dud, that's the last time I buy anything from Acme.

duck and cover

One way or another I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha.

right in the

here comes nurse

Yup, dust it on. Like a Jelly donut.

See's Candy has been in business since 1921 and still do things the Old Fashioned way.

in hazmat suit