You are misreading my intent. Not totally your fault, as it's hard to "see" intent in written words... but believe me, I am a big fan of HL and shop there a lot. I have absolutely no problem with the company or their beliefs. I was only making a joke about a "miracle" because people has been complaining about the "religious overtones" at HL stores. I assumed people would get the joke (I mean, how else could HL get those kits before everyone else... must have been a miracle!... get it?), but obviously not everyone did.
Wow. Tough crowd...