ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[High octane]

he had crashed

[89AKurt]

the ex-wife's party

[High octane]

drinking too much

[plastic trucker]

gin and tonics

[Tom Geiger]

mixed with nitro

[High octane]

nitro, yeah sure

[Cornpatch]

what a fart

[High octane]

and very loud

[Cornpatch]

really really hot

[Cpt Tuttle]

butter and salt

[Cornpatch]

on the fart

[High octane]

and Fabreeze too

[89AKurt]

soaked with Everclear

[Cornpatch]

what a fire

[plastic trucker]

for roasting brats

[Tom Geiger]

And mean children 

[High octane]

just add mustard

[ChrisBcritter]

bought on credit

[High octane]

way to go

[Cornpatch]

good on black Friday

[89AKurt]

before White Monday

[PappyD340]

plop-plop fizz-fizz

[Tom Geiger]

Oh whata relief...

[High octane]

it certainly is

[89AKurt]

after the binge