ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[A modeler named mike]

astronomically over pricing 

[Claude Thibodeau]

might affect sales

[A modeler named mike]

not for tycoons 

[Claude Thibodeau]

but regular Joes

[LennyB]

Looking for Jane

[A modeler named mike]

Doe at the

[Claude Thibodeau]

local watering hole

[A modeler named mike]

where Jack and

Edited May 4 by A modeler named mike

[Tim W. SoCal]

Jill found their

[plastic trucker]

overdue library books

[A modeler named mike]

In the well

[LennyB]

Oiled steam engine 

[PappyD340]

ripped to shreds

[LennyB]

By pressure leak

[Claude Thibodeau]

and corrosive steam

[Tim W. SoCal]

which caused it

[Rodent]

to corrode, duh

[LennyB]

That’s so astute 

[Claude Thibodeau]

kind of obvious

[A modeler named mike]

to investigating team

[Claude Thibodeau]

Inspector Columbo arriving

[A modeler named mike]

with detective Monk

[Falcon Ranchero]

and lawyer Matlock

(That's funny literally just finished watching the Columbo entire series on DVD and have began watching Mr. Monk)

[Claude Thibodeau]

TV drama ensues

[Rodent]

reruns ad nauseam