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By 89AKurt January 29, 2018 in The Off-Topic Lounge
crustacean in your
gold nose ring
or jockey shorts
to cure your
cravings for pizza
and warm beer
just add glue
to your chew
toy, wash first
in hydrochloric acid
and rinse thoroughly
with denatured alcohol
that is burning
in a pot
with dirty socks
and rusty bolts
and possum innards
bones and all
in the oven
with newt eyes
for tonight's dinner
with crazy relatives
worth millions of
hugs and kisses
but uncle Ernie
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