Gregg Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Early, Late, who's counting? I'm trying to get ready for Monterey Historics. Fly out Friday night, red eye, all day at track, live jazz Saturday night in San Fran, fly home Sunday.... I know, wah, wah, wah...... I didn't bust my okole for the past ten years for nothing, now, did I?
horsepower Posted August 14, 2008 Posted August 14, 2008 Yad think that after 37 years witha real blue eyed blond I'da heard that one. When I tell it to her she WON'T be happy(she HATES Blonde jokes) but thats ok cuz I like em! Like he said! (will be 36 years in November, all to the same woman)
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Well, well...looks like I fooled a good chunk of you guys! It's REAL! The next ROM coming MONDAY! And until then, one last laff: A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead had entered a 100 meter breast-stroke swimming race. "Remember ladies...breast stroke only. Anything else will be considered cheating", the starter reminded them. "On your marks, get set...GO!" The starter shot his pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water, followes a few seconds later by the redhead. About twenty minutes later, the blonde finally emerged. They awarded the gold medal to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the bronze medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their arms."
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 OK Harry,It's 10:40 Deeetroit time, Enuff of the joke o' the day, time to get back to work! Wheres my latest edition of RoM? I'm JONESIN Harry, don't play me like this, it HURTS man, I NEEEDS IT !!!!!
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Duuuuhhhhh!!!!,Sorry bout that chief.I'm OK now.( sometimes I gets kinda shakey!)
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 Try to keep up with the tour group, George.. I'll have to dig up a real good ROM for Monday...just for you!
Willy Survive Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Woohoo 2 for 2. Gimmie a good one on monday Harry. Real quick also, A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. He says "ARRRR I'd like a beer." Bartender says " Sure thing buddy but did you know you had a steering wheel on you crotch?" Pirate says " ARRRR I know, its been drivin' me nuts all day" -Will
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one!
MrObsessive Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Will, Does your ol man know your tellin these corny jokes?! An don't tell me HE told you THIS one! I was right! The bumper bolts were the giveaway for me..............a lot of modelers don't add them, and the chrome was just too perfect! I think this may be the most replies you've gotten for ROM Harry!
Harry P. Posted August 15, 2008 Author Posted August 15, 2008 I was right! I think this may be the most replies you've gotten for ROM Harry! Gotta be the jokes!
george 53 Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Naw Harry, you just attract em, Must be your MAGNETIC personality!!!!
62SS Posted August 15, 2008 Posted August 15, 2008 Aw Rats! You got me this time Harry. But wait till next week.......... Ed
Nick F40 Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Early, Late, who's counting? I'm trying to get ready for Monterey Historics. Fly out Friday night, red eye, all day at track, live jazz Saturday night in San Fran, fly home Sunday.... I know, wah, wah, wah...... I didn't bust my okole for the past ten years for nothing, now, did I? WHAT???? You are so lucky, I envy you Gregg.................................you suck! ;)
sdrodder Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 ah he finaly beat me. I guess that it did have that certain part in real. Well great job herry you beat me.
george 53 Posted August 18, 2008 Posted August 18, 2008 HHHarrrry, It'ssss MMMMMondy, I NEENDS my fix DDDDude! HHHhooookme up, It s gggggettin to mmmme mmmmman! GGGGgimmmme MMMy sssssttttuffff! It's Huuurrrtin MMMan!
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