von Zipper Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, GLMFAA1 said: It's time to post the self quarantine sign: So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign.... If we have to be in self quarantine , I don't want any riff raff knocking
Snake45 Posted March 18, 2020 Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, von Zipper said: So I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign.... You just reminded me of a great story: At my former job, you had to enter the building by touching your electronic ID card to a reader thingie, and then a rotating door would rotate for you. There were a LOT of women working there. When I'd see that an attractive one I wanted to meet was just ahead of or behind me in line, as we approached the door, I'd sing, "And the sign...said...ya got ta have a membership card, to get in-side. HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAOW!!!!" The last part of course was a howl that sounded like a cross between Steven Tyler, James Brown, and Sam Kinison. It always brought a smile. I got to pull that trick about once a month. I made quite a few great--and very cute--friends that way.
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