One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

War within ourselves may never be won due to our inability to rationalize the thought of a partial defeat. 

[NOBLNG]

Defeat when dealing with a difficult model kit is not an option.

[A modeler named mike]

Option A, hammer it into pieces or Option B, get out the M-80's and sent it into the depths of H€[[ and beyond. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beyond Meat, the plant-based meat substitute, seems about as appetizing to a knuckle-dragging carnivore like me as eating ze bugs.

                                

Edited March 16 by Ace-Garageguy
CLARITY

[NOBLNG]

Bugs Bunny was one of my favourite tv shows as a kid and I especially liked Foghorn Leghorn.

[LennyB]

Leghorn McGillicutty got teased a lot as a kid because of his name, but now standing 6’ 10 no one dares call him chicken.  

[A modeler named mike]

Chicken nuggets or rooster nuggets, I believe people would shy away from the bite sized meal if they were referred to as Rooster McNuggets.

[Ace-Garageguy]

McNuggets are supposedly made from top quality ingredients like chicken beaks, bones, eyeballs, feet, and feathers, plus some fascinating space-age chemicals for texture and resistance to spoiling, and it's said there's one entire ground-up chicken added to every 50-gallon drum of the pre-fried glop for that genuine fresh-from-the-barnyard flavor.

                                       

Edited March 16 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Flavor as such is now no longer on my fast, gotta eat, don't have time to cook something up list thanks to Bills accurately described composition.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Composition", as in writing coherently, is apparently something they don't teach in school anymore, even if you're a "journalism" major.

[thatz4u]

Major Disaster was in charge of the Motor Pool at my AFB

[Ace-Garageguy]

AFB can mean Any Freakin' Bozo, and I spend a lot of work-time correcting his messes.

Edited March 16 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Messes, you want to talk about messes, no one told me when I was hired for the after parade cleanup crew that there were going to be elephants on parade.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Parade elephants like to play dress-up.

[LennyB]

Dress-up day at school and little Timmy took it a bit too literally, he was sent to the principals office after lifting up a few too many dresses.

[A modeler named mike]

Dresses on Women was always a pleasure to see, but now many wear pant suits or slacks, and as for men, and their fascination with wearing dresses, lets just say what a disappointment in the men's department. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Department stores have been largely replaced by online shopping where you can't get a feel for the quality of anything, or see if it fits, and I think we've lost something in the process.

Edited March 17 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Process of bowel elimination is quite simple, but not an appropriate subject that should be used in "The One Sentence Game"

[NOBLNG]

Game has lasted a lot longer than I anticipated.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Anticipated earnings are not always realized.

Edited March 17 by Ace-Garageguy

[Falcon Ranchero]

Realized there's only 4 or 5 weeks of school left

[Ace-Garageguy]

Leftover parts after doing an annual inspection on an airplane are not a good sign.

[thatz4u]

 sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"
So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why
He said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"
So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!"

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

You don't have to look hard to find the Dunning-Kruger effect in glorious, unambiguous action.

[A modeler named mike]

"Action" Yelled the director but the shy female actress was nowhere to be found on set, meanwhile everyone sat patiently waiting for her return for the infamous bedroom scene. 

Edited March 17 by A modeler named mike