Ace-Garageguy Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Again and again, sometimes I have to do things over to get them right.
thatz4u Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Right Here Waiting for You, sung by Richard Marx, from 16 years ago.
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 8 Posted October 8 "Ago" is almost impossible to start a sentence with, but who cares, because THE LAST POST ISN'T A SENTENCE ANYWAY. 1
LennyB Posted October 8 Posted October 8 Anyway you slice it we keep bending the rules to come up with sentences that barely pass as one and do a complete disservice to the English language and most certainly would not get you a passing grade in English class. 1 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 "CLASS!!!!" screamed Mrs. Loopner at the top of her lungs. 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Lungs with great capacity are good to have if you try to hold your breath under water for a long time. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 (edited) "Time Passages" crooned Al Stewart in 1978, but I still don't know what "time passages" are exactly...though I suppose they could be wormholes. Edited October 9 by Ace-Garageguy
NOBLNG Posted October 9 Author Posted October 9 Wormholes are intriguing…unless they’re in your cheese. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Cheese makes me think of apple pie which makes me think that worm holes in your apple just mean you got a little extra protein in that last bite.
NOBLNG Posted October 9 Author Posted October 9 “Bite me!” is a good come back for a perceived insult.
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Insult me all you want, but don't ever talk trash about my cat. 1
JollySipper Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Cat people feel just as passionately about their pets as dog owners.......... (they can't speak for themselves.... )
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 (edited) Owners of aardvarks probably don't feel as close to their pets as do owners of armadillos. Edited October 9 by Ace-Garageguy punctiliousness 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 9 Posted October 9 Year in, year out, the armadillo armada is on the move north.
JollySipper Posted October 9 Posted October 9 'North' is the name of a pretty obscure movie that had B. Willis in it......... 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted October 9 Posted October 9 It was discovered that northbound armadillos became suicidal as they traveled up Highway 44 just outside of Oklahoma City.
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 10 Posted October 10 (edited) City girls just seem to find out early that they don't interact much with armadillos or aardvarks or hippopotami. Edited October 10 by Ace-Garageguy 1
JollySipper Posted October 10 Posted October 10 Hippopotami are said to be very aggressive and territorial, so don't be fooled by their cuddly cuteness............
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 10 Posted October 10 (edited) "Cuteness" and "cuddly" must be what all the folks who seem to be trying to emulate the hippo's body proportions are going for, but when I see those proportions in the mirror, it's neither cute nor cuddly, but a recipe for impending health problems. Edited October 10 by Ace-Garageguy
Ace-Garageguy Posted October 11 Posted October 11 Solved puzzles displayed on the shelf aren't much fun.
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