One sentence game

[Elrodbeckham]

laugh all you want but I'm playing again.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Again and again, sometimes I have to do things over to get them right.

[thatz4u]

Right Here Waiting for You, sung by Richard Marx, from 16 years ago.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Ago" is almost impossible to start a sentence with, but who cares, because THE LAST POST ISN'T A SENTENCE ANYWAY.

[LennyB]

Anyway you slice it we keep bending the rules to come up with sentences that barely pass as one and do a complete disservice to the English language and most certainly would not get you a passing grade in English class. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"CLASS!!!!" screamed Mrs. Loopner at the top of her lungs.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Lungs with great capacity are good to have if you try to hold your breath under water for a long time.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Time Passages" crooned Al Stewart in 1978, but I still don't know what "time passages" are exactly...though I suppose they could be wormholes.

Edited October 9 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Wormholes are intriguing…unless they’re in your cheese.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cheese makes me think of apple pie which makes me think that worm holes in your apple just mean you got a little extra protein in that last bite.

[NOBLNG]

“Bite me!” is a good come back for a perceived insult.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Insult me all you want, but don't ever talk trash about my cat.

[JollySipper]

Cat people feel just as passionately about their pets as dog owners..........

(they can't speak for themselves.... )

[Ace-Garageguy]

Owners of aardvarks probably don't feel as close to their pets as do owners of armadillos.

Edited October 9 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Elrodbeckham]

armadillos destroyed my friends garden this year.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Year in, year out, the armadillo armada is on the move north.

[JollySipper]

'North' is the name of a pretty obscure movie that had B. Willis in it.........

[Tim W. SoCal]

It was discovered that northbound armadillos became suicidal as they traveled up Highway 44 just outside of Oklahoma City.

[Ace-Garageguy]

City girls just seem to find out early that they don't interact much with armadillos or aardvarks or hippopotami.

    

Edited October 10 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Hippopotami are said to be very aggressive and territorial, so don't be fooled by their cuddly cuteness............

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Cuteness" and "cuddly" must be what all the folks who seem to be trying to emulate the hippo's body proportions are going for, but when I see those proportions in the mirror, it's neither cute nor cuddly, but a recipe for impending health problems.  

Edited Friday at 09:47 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[mk11]

Problems properly stated are half solved.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Solved puzzles displayed on the shelf aren't much fun.

[Radretireddad]

Fun, fun, fun till her daddy took the t-bird away.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Away we go again, with responses aren't sentences.