One sentence game

[LennyB]

Reply too slow and someone will always beat you to the punch.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Punch me and I'll fall down and cry for my mommy.

[LennyB]

Mommy didn't raise no cry baby's son, she left that for daddy.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Daddy plays the squeeze box.   

Edited Thursday at 12:09 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

Box my ears please, if any country music comes on over the radio!

Edited Thursday at 03:56 AM by JollySipper

[Ace-Garageguy]

Radio waves beamed from nefarious players trying to reprogram your brain can be effectively blocked by hats made of tinfoil.

                            

[JollySipper]

Tinfoil doesn't make for very good chewing gum............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Gum-chewing and walking simultaneously really was too much for a girl I knew a long time back, and she couldn't smoke and walk either, honest.

[JollySipper]

'Honest Charlie' was called that because he once owned a restaurant and had asked one of his customers how much they owed him, to which they replied, "My, you must be honest!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Honest", to most people, either means you haven't been caught in a big lie yet or you're accomplished at spinning whatever you say so you can CYA later.

[mk11]

Later sometimes becomes never... do it now

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Now" isn't always optimum, as factors can come into play that absolutely require delay.

[NOBLNG]

Delay reading that book I did on how to conquer procrastination.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Procrastination is the art of not doing today what you can do tomorrow, or even, if you're a master at it, next week.

Edited Friday at 02:20 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Weekends are something that I don’t look forward to anymore now that I’m retired.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Retired" doesn't have much meaning to me anymore, 'cause it now looks like I'll be working until the end of my days.

Edited Saturday at 03:42 AM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[mk11]

Days that are good bring happiness and days that are bad bring experience.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Experience" is widely thought to be something only past-it boomers value and rely on now that anyone can become an instant expert on any topic by watching a few minutes of YooToob video or accepting whatever gibberish search-engines and AI vomit up, and nuance, context, complexity, and critical thinking have become largely unknown concepts in the instant-gratification era.

Edited Saturday at 08:13 PM by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Tim W. SoCal]

Era of placing value and respect on skilled labor careers is finally making its way back.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Back in Time makes me wanna go there.

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

There are many ways to build a model car kit, especially with today's 3D printed accessories, but kit bashing is still my favorite way to be creative.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Creative people who don't bother to acquire skill...including paid 'restorers'...may produce less-than-optimized work.

        

                                       

Edited 12 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy