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[Trainwreck]

Not tonight, I have a headache.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Headache racks are like totally tubular.

Edited Friday at 03:06 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Tubular and semi tubular water slides are the bomb.

[LennyB]

Bomb was a dud, that's the last time I buy anything from Acme.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Acme was Wile E. Coyote's Temu.

[LennyB]

Temu is a big black hole waiting to suck you in and strip you of that meager cash you saved up for the next modeling project and convince you that you must buy some tariff laden product built in a factory with no labor laws, window or doors. (but they sell doors)

Edited Friday at 08:43 PM by LennyB
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[Trainwreck]

Doors and windows are essential when building a home.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Home again, home again, jiggity jig" say the animated toys when J.F. Sebastian enters his apartment in Blade Runner.

Edited Friday at 11:21 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Runner buckled under my feet as I entered the main hall and sent me to the ER.

[Ace-Garageguy]

ER nurses, 3 of 'em, that took care of me after a chimp-orderly injured me pretty seriously really knew their jobs...and they were all pretty, too.

[Trainwreck]

Too often we are confronted with incompetence.

[LennyB]

Incompetence seems to be the bench mark that people aspire to these days.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Days are just nights with sunshine. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sunshine is the source of the energy liberated by burning hydrocarbon fuels.

[mk11]

Fuels progress, curiosity does.

Edited Saturday at 01:30 AM by mk11

[Trainwreck]

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bed post overnight?

Edited Saturday at 01:49 AM by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Overnight it may rain toads and cumquats, or drizzle dragon snot, but the reality will most likely be something more mundane.

Edited Saturday at 03:24 AM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Mundane isn't so bad if there's a good movie.

Edited Saturday at 07:59 PM by Trainwreck

[Tim W. SoCal]

Movie buffs on this forum tend to be HUGE fans of American Graffiti, Two Lane Blacktop, Vanishing Point and Heart Like A Wheel.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Wheel" is the subject of much reinvention by generations who think they know better that anyone who came before them, because they have 'technology', and I believe the next oh-so-mo-better iteration will have four corners...because 'round' is so hopelessly stuck in the past, and AI can design computer-controlled active suspensions than can damp out the horrific thumping.

Edited Saturday at 11:16 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Thumping and other strange noises in the night can be quite unnerving.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Unnerving" sounds like un-Irving, the thought of which might make ol' Irving a little nervous, depending of course on how much he was worth post-mortem to his survivors.

[stitchdup]

survivors guilt is often experienced after traumatic events such as childhood or dating

[slusher]

Dating I can speak form experience as I lost my my girlfriend year ago..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ago to da sto ta get sum mo.