One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Number of people I've found to be trustworthy over seven decades can be counted on the fingers of one hand.

[Trainwreck]

"Hand me that piano" is a request you don't hear often in casual conversation.

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[Ace-Garageguy]

Conversation starters like "if women were boogers, I'd pick you first" don't get you very far these days.

[NOBLNG]

Days will be getting longer again in less than three weeks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Weeks from now, this Christmas will just be another sad memory.

[LennyB]

"Memory is going Dave, I'm afraid Dave, my mind is going I can feel it."

[Ace-Garageguy]

It just doesn't seem to matter much anymore, but anymore is a rotten word to leave the next guy with.

[Tim W. SoCal]

With all the chaos happening in life right now, I just can't find or create any free time to spend at the bench working on my model car projects.

[Trainwreck]

Projects take a back seat to holiday shopping this time of year.

[JollySipper]

'Year In Review' posts from JollySipper will be coming up empty this year, as I didn't complete a single kit!   

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Kit Kat bars are divided into pieces called fingers.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fingers of Kit Kat bars up your nose is still probably not entirely socially acceptable while fine-dining.

[Trainwreck]

Dining in a fancy restaurant now requires a second mortgage on your home. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Home mortgages will soon be available for cardboard boxes planted under bridges.

[LennyB]

Bridges that charge tolls to cars driving over them, do they charge the boats that sail under them?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Them that's got shall get more, usually, while many working plebes find it hard just to keep up.