MR BIGGS Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 When I went into work I called in 4 of my workers from payroll one by one. The manager, super and 2 workers. I told each one that their job has been out sourced and they where no longer needed. So as each one left my office with that look on their face, I felt bad because I know they would tell the others on their way back to their desk. I waited an hr to see if they would call me but they did not. So I walked over to payroll and they where packing all their belongings, I took a look around and it was silent so as I turned around to walk out the door I yelled April fools. I got so much stuff thrown at me that I was bobbing and weaving. We all had a good laugh after they all knew they still had their jobs. Only one person took it to the heart and got mad. Oh well I am still the Boss.
ricky12 Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 IN TODAYS JOB MARKET IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN YOU WOULD SEE HOW FUNNY THIS WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MikeMc Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 IN TODAYS JOB MARKET IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO BE LOOKING FOR A JOB AND THEN YOU WOULD SEE HOW FUNNY THIS WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGREED................C'mon Biggs........
evilone Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 Guys it was a joke and they took it like one.We don't need to bash the homie for havin some fun. Yo biggs i would have done the same thing but waited a bit more till they were about to leave home.Then you wouldn't need to be ducking so much.
MikeMc Posted April 2, 2009 Posted April 2, 2009 I hope you get laid off and can't pay your bills......HA HA HA....... POOR TASTE
Jantrix Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 The wife got me but good. I'm sitting on the couch trying to wake up and the wife enters the room looking grim. So I'm like, "What's up?" She hands me a pregnancy tester and the box. Blue + means pregnant. On the tester we got a blue +. "I've missed my period for seven weeks now", she says. I'm just sitting there with my jaw in my lap. She's had her tubes tied for 13 years. "I spoke to the Doc and he says sometimes the falopian tubes will regenerate." So at this point I have my head between my knees and I'm hyperventilating into a paper bag. The she whispers in my ear. "Amazing what you can do with those fine line sharpies on your work bench. April fool." This gentlemen is why male tigers remain solitary until it's time to mate and then leave afterward. There is no creature more cunning in the world than a woman.
Willy Survive Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Biggs, no offence but that wasn't too cool man. Kidding around is kidding around but people tend to get a little crazy when it comes to feeding their families. And understandably so in my opinion. Kevin, I don't think you should be allowed to talk (or type for that matter) ever again.... April Fools.... Not very funny is it? When you move out of Mommy and Daddy's house and start paying some grown up bills and have grown up worries and you get laid off you can tell me how funny things like that are. Until then shut up. Jantrix, your wife sound funny.... brutal but funny. I probably would have passed out if my wife woulda done that. Kudos to her for a great April Fools joke.
LoneWolf15 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Rob, Be sure to hang onto that woman for the rest of your life , she has a wicked sense of humor ! On the otherhand , never piss her off , sharpie markers are not the only thing to be found on your workbench ! Thanks for a great story and the belly laugh it provided on a not so great day ! The Old Man
george 53 Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 My Wife, Daughter,Grandaughter,Son-in-law,got me a new computer,that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA on how it works or how to it hook up, but come Sat, I'll be rollin with my 21 century schitzoid man homies!They got ME but GOOD!!! SADATAY! I'm up with the times!!!! "And that's a GOOD thing!"
Scott H. Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 I got my Aunt over the phone. She called to ask how everything was going and heard the thunder storm that was going on at the time. She asked how bad it was and I told her there were several trees down in the yard. She was asking about the house and cars to see if they had been damaged and when I told her that they were just fine, the tree company that I had here before the storm hit had dropped them exactly where they wanted them and missed everything, I got yelled at! She did admit that I had gotten her good with that one! Rob, you took that better than I would have! I would have been on the phone with the Doc's office to let them know what I thought of their procedure's effectiveness in some very descriptive terminology that is not appropriate in certain company before she would have had the chance to let me know it was a joke! Anthony, I did find the humor in your prank and I'm glad you have a workplace that is comfortable enough to be able to joke like that in! Too many work places now are so uptight that you can't even think about something like that anymore. I will say it was defiantly on the dark side and I would be careful of who you pull a prank on like that though. Some people I have worked with in the past have been known to start swinging at things like that, not caring about the results. Before anyone starts jumping on me about my views on the subject, I have been out of work since May due to a company merger causing my job to be liquidated. Right now in this area the Job Service has NO LISTINGS and temp agencies are not taking any new people. -Scott H.
evilone Posted April 3, 2009 Posted April 3, 2009 Biggs, no offence but that wasn't too cool man. Kidding around is kidding around but people tend to get a little crazy when it comes to feeding their families. And understandably so in my opinion. Kevin, I don't think you should be allowed to talk (or type for that matter) ever again.... April Fools.... Not very funny is it? When you move out of Mommy and Daddy's house and start paying some grown up bills and have grown up worries and you get laid off you can tell me how funny things like that are. Until then shut up. Jantrix, your wife sound funny.... brutal but funny. I probably would have passed out if my wife woulda done that. Kudos to her for a great April Fools joke. Not funny shoot you fooled me on that on it gave me a little chuckle.And all is well my uptight friend its past whats said is said the end.Hope im never your boss though .
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