Thoughts and ideas that hold forever true..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Eat your vegetables.  

[Falcon Ranchero]

Genetics prove that if your parents didn't have kids there's a good chance you won't either.

[Ace-Garageguy]

You're either alive or dead. It's one or the other (unless you're Schrödinger's cat).

[JollySipper]

Smile......... Tomorrow is gonna be worse!  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Never put off 'til tomorrow something you can weasel out of entirely.

[Ace-Garageguy]

An apple a day is 365 apples a year, and that's a lot of apples.

Edited March 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

Martin Luther King Jr.

[JollySipper]

You can convince a smart person that they are dumb, but you'll have a hard time convincing a dumb person that they are...........

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

If there's a vertical surface out in the absolute middle of nowhere, odds are some clowns will have "tagged" it in the delusional view that vandalism is Greate Arte.

Edited April 27 by Ace-Garageguy

[Chuckyg1]

22 hours ago, JollySipper said:

You can convince a smart person that they are dumb, but you'll have a hard time convincing a dumb person that they are...........

 

That they are what?

[JollySipper]

22 minutes ago, Chuckyg1 said:

That they are what?

That they are like Max Headroom, with nothing up there.......  

[Radretireddad]

Whose idea was it to have all these kids?

[rattle can man]

The cost of living is always the same-- every penny you earn.

[Ace-Garageguy]

There's a sucker born every minute.    (Attributed to PT Barnum)

Today, with 250 births globally every minute, it's considerably higher.

[Tim W. SoCal]

If the only thing your customer has to criticize or complain about is your price, you're doing it right.

[Ace-Garageguy]

الكلب لا يعلم سيده كيفية النباح

[JollySipper]

I bet that says "All work and no play makes Bill a dull boy"............... 

[imarriedawitch]

Money can't buy happiness but it can probably lease it. 

If it doesn't fit it doesn't belong.

An old has been will out do a never will be.

Never say never, never say always.

You will find that missing object in the last place you look.

Indecent and in all the way are two different things.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"

[bobthehobbyguy]

Greed for weatlh and power corrupts.

[redscampi]

"Some people have a way with words...others, not have ways." - Steve Martin

[redscampi]

Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

[redscampi]

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on your saddle. - slight variation I heard somewhere.

Original: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but not your friend's nose.

Edited May 9 by redscampi

[Big John]

Unless they are really REALLY Good friends.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Friends don't let friends put cheap knockoff "offshore" parts in their cars.