ZOMBIE PLANS

[george 53]

Can't Zombos SMELL fresh brains? Harry, WHERE can I get that book! With the jerks that live in Deeetroit alus re electing this STOOOOPID city council back in,year after year, I MAY need to become the Great Zombie killer an get rid of the brain dead deadheads that call themselves the Deeeetroit city council! STARTING with Barbra Rose Collins. The stupid one who does STOOOPID sh8t in OTHER cities to show everyone her ineptness, and let everybody see/know what a pathetic circus of CLOWNS are running what was once a GREAT city! I CAN'T STAND flat out STUPIDITY!!!!! Tha's why I DON'T live in the city nomore! Still love it, but I WON'T live there!!!

[roadhawg]

I'm a plumber. I was working at one guy's house once when his neighbor came over and asked if he could store some 7.62x39 in this guy's garage. His in-laws were going to visit and he didn't want them to see it. The dude says "How many rounds?" His neighbor replied "Sixty THOUSAND"

Lol....must've been left over from that whole "Y2K" thing a few years back........

[Scott H.]

get some supermodels rounded up befor they turn into zombies

Ummmmmmmm........ Too Late!

Most of the ones I've seen were already BrAiN dEaD!

-Scott H.

[Jantrix]

Hmmmmmm. Anti-zombie machine CBP anyone?

[JDMcorolla]

my plan is as follows. load up all my family, friends and guns(my two m4s, ak47,three shot guns,9mm glock, and my dragonov sniper rifle). then grab all food that wouldnt spoil. put every thing in my car and make my way to my uncle's house. put my beloved ae86 in his garage and hoped it would be okay when the attack was over. anyways grab all of his guns and food and we would all load up in his wwll gmc deuce and a half and make our way to the local wal-mart or other retail store to load up on more food and flash lights two way radios, bathroom essentials, and lots and lots of bottled water. then after we left there we would go down town to a old elks club building where elderly people play bingo and go to the back of the building and go into the fallout shelter (circa 1960 something) the whole building would be fortified. all windows would be bricked up. most of them are already. the building has access to the bunker inside the building. so we could use the whole building if we bricked up all of the first story windows and doors. then we could just sit it out and wait for rescue. and have a lil target practice while we wait.

it may not be fool proof but hey i could make it work.....lol

[Harold]

Actually, they don't like being called zombies anymore. We must refer to them as "life-challenged".......

Also acceptable- differently living, Zombie Americans, Flesh-eating Abled.

[evilone]

my plan is as follows. load up all my family, friends and guns(my two m4s, ak47,three shot guns,9mm glock, and my dragonov sniper rifle). then grab all food that wouldnt spoil. put every thing in my car and make my way to my uncle's house. put my beloved ae86 in his garage and hoped it would be okay when the attack was over. anyways grab all of his guns and food and we would all load up in his wwll gmc deuce and a half and make our way to the local wal-mart or other retail store to load up on more food and flash lights two way radios, bathroom essentials, and lots and lots of bottled water. then after we left there we would go down town to a old elks club building where elderly people play bingo and go to the back of the building and go into the fallout shelter (circa 1960 something) the whole building would be fortified. all windows would be bricked up. most of them are already. the building has access to the bunker inside the building. so we could use the whole building if we bricked up all of the first story windows and doors. then we could just sit it out and wait for rescue. and have a lil target practice while we wait.

it may not be fool proof but hey i could make it work.....lol

good idea but something tells me that they tried something like that in the movies and it really didn't work out for the people .