CB Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Good ol' Doc Frankenstein decided he could use a new ride to transport his body parts, so since he couldn't find a cheap panel delivery, he decided to modify his 49 Merc He had IGOR go out and get him some body parts and started welding 'em up. While IGOR was out he eyeballed some big tall wheels on some guys donky Impala, decided they might look goodly on the good doctor's ride, so he grabbed them too. Doc agreed about the big wheels and they got em under the frame, set the body next to it and layed out some lines so IGOR could get busy cuttin'. So IGOR got started..... ...and they kept workin' thru the nite until they got the body back on for a look see
george 53 Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Ok that's ENUFF!!! Go take yer meds an quit torturein them poor lil ol Igors!!! How many you got tied up inna basement? That is the most reasonable thing I seen commin off yer bench in QUITE a while!!! Although, I NEVER expected to see DONKEY tirees on onena your builds. Still looks good though, for a half blind gimp fingered ol man!!!
Fletch Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 George beat me to it. I seriously think you should have your meds checked as there's in imbalance there somewhere. John, my Friend, this looks like it's going to be another outrageous build. You never know what's going to surface next from your bench, but you always know it will be unique.
Foxer Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 (edited) Those HUGE, low profile tires are gonna give a ride so hard Igor is gonna bounce and put a hump in that smooth roof ... well. maybe he'll like the re-sculpturing Edited September 2, 2009 by Foxer
84vanagon Posted September 3, 2009 Posted September 3, 2009 Gonna be another wild one CB! You musta harvested a fresh crop of 'shrooms again! PLEASE keep us updated!
Guest Mustang3.8 Posted September 3, 2009 Posted September 3, 2009 Wow. Great idea, CB. A '49 Merc hearse? Keep it up Igor.
lonewolf01 Posted September 4, 2009 Posted September 4, 2009 you aint going to keep it in a pink dresser are you , looks great like the low curb approach easier to load :lol: hows squirly taking being side lined?
CB Posted September 7, 2009 Author Posted September 7, 2009 Hard to keep up with good ol' IGOR on this here project, but after getting him some much needed shut-eye, the good doctor got him a better look at them big tall tires pokin' up thru the front of his ride and didn't like it . Good ol' IGOR, always aimin' to please his master set to work to try and fix things up mo' better for the doc... ...by going out and robbin some fenders off'n some other poor souls' 49 . But even IGOR could see dat that were'nt gonna work, so.... ...he done went back out and lifted a whole 'nother body off'n someone elses 49r! IGOR's one busy boy! He struggled a good bit, but finally got them big ol' tires under them fat fenders..... but he had to widen the whole front unit to do so-- and then he seen dat ol' doc wouldn't be ables ta see thru dat chopped windyshield with it settin' way up there like dat... ...so off came the widened hood & fenders so's he could whack off the pesky part what was holdin' everthing up Set the fat front back on and seen ol' doc wouldn't be able to steer them big tires thru them twisty windy graveyard roads . IGOR was startin' to get just a little preturbed with the whole thing, but... ...he layed some more cut lines.... ..got the fat back on, shot some primer on it, and passed out Guess we's all gotta wait until ol' Doc Franky checks on his ride-- and IGOR
george 53 Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 Welp, I kin say's one thang fur shur, that ol' rascal shor iz UGLY!!! Whad ol Igor put a hachet whack upside it's haid fer? Spred them ol' eyes apart any further an they's gonna be lightin up seprate counties!!! Ok I unnerstand Lil Frankymerc,Merkystien, er watever it's name is,ain't never gonna know he was dopted(bless his lil nonsoul) But you caint let um see these pics a how he cum ta be. Jess letum thank he jus a NORMAL lil Cor!
E St. Kruiser50 Posted September 7, 2009 Posted September 7, 2009 POOR OL' MERKYSTEIN RIGHT NOW HE LOOKS LIKE I DO ON A BAD DAY ...SORTA DIS-COMBUBERATED . WHY NOT JUST CHOP OFF THE TOP OF THE TIRES LIKE THE "TREEHUGGER" DOES. DON'T EVEN HAV' TO WORRY 'BOUT SPENTION . THAT'S WHAT I DID ON THIS OL' GAL. SHOUDA HEARD GREGG LAUGH AT THE GSL A FEW TIMES AGO WHEN I TURNED IT OVER AND SHOWED HIM THE UNDERSIDE.
CB Posted September 8, 2009 Author Posted September 8, 2009 After ol' IGOR woked up and seen his handiwork with the fat front fenders covering up them big ol rubbers, he figured maybe the good doc might like a bit of the same on the back too So he grabbed him the first set of fenders he ripped off that poor souls 49 and sliced 'em up and stuck 'em in place with his BIG hands for to see how they look He tried 'em this way and thataway....... ...and finally decided to put 'em on thisaway, after torching them a bit Then he made a BIG mistake -- he set the body back on backwards!!! Yep! Fer sure, ol' IGOR wasn't sure if'n his head weres on backwards or what, but he were sure worried 'bout what the doc was gonna say, so he did the only think he knowed to do to try and make things right... ...and got to slicing and dicing again! He started feeling a little better since he had almost a whole 'nother body to be workin' with....Whew! (maybe doc won't notice )
george 53 Posted September 8, 2009 Posted September 8, 2009 SICK,SICK,SICK,SICK,SICK.........Oh yeah, did I mention yas was SICK???!!!!!!
Rider Posted September 9, 2009 Posted September 9, 2009 This looks very intersting, I'm really intreged to see how your going to be able to complete this. No disrespect intended with that comment, turly. I like where this is going.
CB Posted September 10, 2009 Author Posted September 10, 2009 Well fellers, (from a feller who aitn very well ) me & the good doc have beeened tryin' to stop ol' IGOR but 'parrently he's got body parts piled up agin the doors and we caint get in! 'Bout all we's can be doin' is looky thru the windows and watch... Ol' IGOR an' his big hairy hands are busy torchin' and a weldin'....... Whaaat!??? We's 'bout ready to call the firemans departmentals so's we can bustes our way in and put a stops to this here madness! NOW WHAT??? Methinks doc is awonderin' just whose brain he done gived ol IGOR ? Hmmm......while ol' IGOR takes a li'l break.....seems he might have sumpin' here. Doc seems to be likin' what he be seein' here. Now what's he doin'??? We's really gotta get in there and give him a cookie or sumpin'! IGOR! IGOR!! What have you done to my ride?!
Guest Gramps-xrds Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 CB by the time you get all the putty on that thing it's gonna weigh 20 lbs
george 53 Posted September 10, 2009 Posted September 10, 2009 Whares da FRONT o' that thang? You dun toyned al bass ackwards Capt'n! Whares it gone be driven from? Outside REALITY???? Keep it up, them Shrooms is REALLY kickin in!!!!!
CB Posted September 12, 2009 Author Posted September 12, 2009 Hey fellers! all's I be doin' is takin' pictures thru the window of doc's shop, what ol' IGOR got me & the good doc locked out of! I aint's got no control here! Apparently ol' IGOR put a rotating floor in da shop, or he be musclin' docs' ride around just so's we can be seein' what he up to with it-- guess he wanted us to see what he be doin to the front Well, it look like he be addin' some mo' sheet metal-- tryin' to fix his mistake.... He sure do have some strange workin' methods OH GREAT!! he done pulled the body off AGAIN!!! wonder which way he gonna put it back on this time? I caint be sure if'n he put it back the sames way or what.......oh, ok-- yeah dat pickem up bed...... IGOR! you done ripped somebody's bed off'n their CHEBBY??!! Oh, man...... There he go again, takin' the body off......
The Red Ranger Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 I am extremely interested to see how this thing works out.
Jantrix Posted September 12, 2009 Posted September 12, 2009 At first I was like................................when I saw the hogged out fenders. But now I'm interested. Show us whacha got.
CB Posted September 13, 2009 Author Posted September 13, 2009 (edited) I am extremely interested to see how this thing works out. You's aint the only one, Red! Edited September 13, 2009 by CB
Foxer Posted September 13, 2009 Posted September 13, 2009 I may need to Doc for a checkup ..I'm starting to see it flow!
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