To All The Friends Out There!

[Guest Johnny]

An I heard it was gonna be April 1st 2053!!!! :lol:

MAN!!! I always miss the big events when they happen!!!

Really don't feel like hanging around until I'm 101 years old!!!

Edited May 21, 2011 by Johnny

[Dr. Cranky]

Yes, let it all out, everyone. Let it all out!

[Custom Hearse]

Have you ever seen Zepparella? They're an all-girl Zepellin tribute band... I found them completely by accident on youtube the other day. They're actually very good!

WOW!!! Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham never looked that good!!!

Thanks Harry! I'll have to find them on YouTube and see more of their video's!

[slantasaurus]

[Harry P.]

WOW!!! Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and John Bonham never looked that good!!!

Thanks Harry! I'll have to find them on YouTube and see more of their video's!

Yeah, that "Jimmy Page" is pretty cute!

And the drummer... she's the female version of John Bonham... she sounds just like him!

[von Zipper]

And the drummer... she's the female version of John Bonham...

Maybe it's Chaz Bono ??

[Harry P.]

Maybe it's Chaz Bono ??

I saw him/her on Letterman the other day, and considering who he/she is and what he/she has gone through... he/she seems pretty well-adjusted!!!

[Agent G]

Darn it I was looking forward to some zombie hunting. I KNOW at least one of my ex wives is a zombie.....

G

[von Zipper]

I saw him/her on Letterman the other day, and considering who he/she is and what he/she has gone through... he/she seems pretty well-adjusted!!!

I saw that - I'd be "well adjusted" too if I was a big fat guy with a smoking hot girl friend !!!

I KNOW at least one of my ex wives is a zombie.....

G

Me too - but I knew that before I married her....I was young and she was kind of hot.

[DRG]

OK, I understand that we are all laughing at these silly predictions, and they are silly.

However,perhaps because I'm a Preacher, there will come a time when the world,as we know it will end.

But " no man knows the day or the hour."

[SuperStockAndy]

OK, I understand that we are all laughing at these silly predictions, and they are silly.

However,perhaps because I'm a Preacher, there will come a time when the world,as we know it will end.

But " no man knows the day or the hour."

This.

It could happen in 3 hours or 3 milleniums!

[Harry P.]

OK, I understand that we are all laughing at these silly predictions, and they are silly.

However,perhaps because I'm a Preacher, there will come a time when the world,as we know it will end.

But " no man knows the day or the hour."

Exactly. So why do these knuckleheads keep on making these stupid announcements?

Aren't they a little embarrassed the next day?

[Dragracer]

O-K, let's really face it & state the facts right! Today is the end of the world, for some people somewhere, Am I right? (not trying to be mean or nasty) (maybe Black Oak Arkansas's Hot 'n' Nasty !)

[Rob Hall]

This.

It could happen in 3 hours or 3 milleniums!

Ya, maybe in 50-100 million years or so the sun will burn out or go supernova, or the solar system will get swallowed up by a black hole..not worried in my lifetime..

(though I am concerned about a space-time continuum rift that could let in the Daleks..)

[Monte's Motors]

OK, I understand that we are all laughing at these silly predictions, and they are silly.

However,perhaps because I'm a Preacher, there will come a time when the world,as we know it will end.

But " no man knows the day or the hour."

I respect your position and point out one very important word.

No (( MAN )) will know the day or hour.

[Monte's Motors]

O-K, let's really face it & state the facts right! Today is the end of the world, for some people somewhere, Am I right? (not trying to be mean or nasty) (maybe Black Oak Arkansas's Hot 'n' Nasty !)

Yes, you are so right. Everyone's day will come.

Beside's all this nasty stuff here in 2011 with earthquakes and floods of record sizes.

It's not even 2012 yet. Until then?

[Dr. Cranky]

Personally, Doctor Cranky believes that there will be more styrene fun in the after life, where you will have access to all models, all tools, all the things you've ever wanted from the after market, etc . . . etc . . . etc . . .

[sjordan2]

It's getting close to 6:00. Has anyone been raptured yet, depending on your time zone? (But I guess if you had been, you wouldn't answer this question.) The closest thing to rapture I'm experiencing right now is my prime rib hamburger.

[moparfarmer]

Got an email from a friend in Australia. He is still here and so is the world. It would have happened there before here. Guess

we're safe.......

[Harry P.]

How are those Bible guys gonna explain this to their followers?

I mean, I heard a guy on the radio yesterday who was guaranteeing that he was right, no possibility of any mistake or false alarm this time (he said).

I sure would love to hear from that same guy right now.

[Jon Cole]

Yeah... one web site is reporting that the radio station those fools run... has gone silent. Well, did you see how old their preacher-leader is? Maybe HIS rapture arrived!

[Harry P.]

I googled the guy behind all this nonsense... Harold somebody or other... apparently he has made millions on this "world is gonna end" song-and-dance routine of his, via his "ministry" and his radio station!

Wow, P.T. Barnum wasn't kidding about a sucker being born every minute...

[sjordan2]

Okay it's 6:00 and no rapture. What a bummer. WAIT A MINUTE! I'M LEVITATING! Did I remember to cut my ex-wife out of my will? I...I...

EDIT: False alarm. Not the Rapture. I was merely beamed into a UFO where they stuck probes into my navel and my brain, then returned me to Earth without ever seeing 72 virgins. I'm okay now. But, man, they did tell me about the phony flying saucer the Russians sent to Roswell to scare and confuse us, encouraged by the "War of the Worlds" radio show panic of 1937. Apparently, the Russian saucer was manned by shaved chimpanzees who had undergone plastic surgery. And they showed me Obama's REAL birth certificate (you would be VERY surprised. Ever hear of a former planet called Pluto?). The snacks weren't very good, though.

Edited May 21, 2011 by sjordan2

[Harry P.]

EDIT: False alarm. Not the Rapture. I was merely beamed into a UFO where they stuck probes into my navel and my brain, then returned me to Earth without ever seeing 72 virgins. I'm okay now. But, man, they did tell me about the phony flying saucer the Russians sent to Roswell to scare and confuse us, encouraged by the "War of the Worlds" radio show panic of 1937. Apparently, the Russian saucer was manned by shaved chimpanzees who had undergone plastic surgery. And they showed me Obama's REAL birth certificate (you would be VERY surprised. Ever hear of a former planet called Pluto?). The snacks weren't very good, though.

What a long, strange trip it's been...

[sjordan2]

What a long, strange trip it's been...

This place can do it to you.

By the way, the bit about the Russians sending a phony UFO to Roswell is based on a new book by an author who got that information from five scientists working at Area 51 at the time, as seen on the Jon Stewart show (and he didn't challenge her). I made up the chimpanzees. But my being probed by UFOs is true.

Edited May 21, 2011 by sjordan2