Chuck Most Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
george 53 Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Thank youCharles, for that beautiful Christmas tale. I HAD always wondered as a youth, how DID that little angel get WAAAAAAY up there. Now I know. Merry Christmas Chuck, and ALL my forum brothers!!!! :lol:
timc Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 As the late Paul Harvey would say"and now you know the rest of the story" Thanks Chuck,and merry Chrismas.
Kit Basher Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) ROFL! I will never be able to look at a Christmas tree quite the same way again! Merry Christmas to all! Edited December 24, 2011 by basher
Agent G Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband because she was so upset, to ask him where he was. The husband answered and in a calm voice said, "Honey remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" His wife started crying and said, "Yes I remember that jewelry store." He said, "Well I'm in the Bar right next to it." MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY AND BE SAFE OUT THERE! G
Chuck Most Posted December 24, 2011 Author Posted December 24, 2011 Like that one, Wayne! Something on a similar note- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about it, a friend of his said, "Well, you spent a lot of money, but for that price, you could have bought her that sporty four-wheel-drive vehicle she wanted." The guy said, "Yeah, but where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Agent G Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Like that one, Wayne! Something on a similar note- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about it, a friend of his said, "Well, you spent a lot of money, but for that price, you could have bought her that sporty four-wheel-drive vehicle she wanted." The guy said, "Yeah, but where was I going to find a fake Jeep?" Bada Boom Bada Bing! Love it! G
Harry P. Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Q: A competent politician, an honest lawyer, and Santa were on an elevator, when the three of them all noticed a 5 dollar bill laying on the floor. Which one of them picked it up? A: Santa did! The other two don't exist!
doomcrew Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 oh the snow outside is delightful, and my wallet is no longer full, where did all my money go, let it grow let it grow let it grow. Wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. steve
Kit Basher Posted December 24, 2011 Posted December 24, 2011 Ho, Ho, Ho! I love this thread. Good one, Harry. I wish I had something to add, but you guys are doing great! :lol:
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