screwing up my marriage

[mnwildpunk]

This is a laugh on on me basically but i screwed myself when my beautiful loving wife heard what I said. This was a total joke. So my stepson comes out to the garage and asks "what you doing" my remark "20 to life with your mom" that was not the right answer

[jwrass]

I hope the garage is warm and the dog likes to snuggle

[Guest]

"20 to life with your mom" that was not the right answer

LOL! I need to remember that one

[southpier]

with that attitude, i'll bet you'll be out on early release.

[chunkypeanutbutter]

Worse things have been said. That's funny.

[Petetrucker07]

Thats funny

[chunkypeanutbutter]

How long have you been married?

[mnwildpunk]

I guess not long enough lol

[mnwildpunk]

I heard those foot steps from a100 yrds aways no clue how she heard

[Quick GMC]

And then you give the deer in headlights look. "What's the matter? It was a joke!"

Arms crossed "well it didn't sound like a joke"

I find myself in this position often, but Jokes on her, my garage has A/C and I have plenty of stuff to do out there. Muahaha

[mnwildpunk]

I just need a bed in my heated a/c workshop lol

[booboo60]

lol,,Yea,,we "wife an I" at walmart, and the Girl ask me if wanted a bag for for spray paint I bought, I said "No she's still shopping" She was right behind me,,,lol,,,been married 31 yrs, and still am,,I knew she was,,,it was a joke

[mnwildpunk]

Oh I got to remember that one lol

[mnwildpunk]

I hope the garage is warm and the dog likes to snuggle

no dog two cats though

[Snake45]

The Lovely Mrs. Snake asked me once if some pants made her butt look fat. I suggested that she possibly didn't fully understand the cause and effect relationship.

[jwrass]

The worst part of that is she will never ever let you forget it. Remember that time when you said............................................................................................................................2025

Oh man the big butt question!!!!!! I hate that one

Edited September 26, 2014 by jwrass

[Agent G]

The best answer for the butt question, " Hold on I have to take this call......................................"

G

[mnwildpunk]

U guys worry me maybe married life isn't for me lol

When we were still dating she asked me that question and I inserted my foot in my mouth directly and said " you could stand to jogg around the block a couple times" just jokingly but humor was not seen in the joke.

[Mike_G]

My wife and I have been married 30 years and we still enjoy going out drinking and dancing 2 nights a week

She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays

[BirdWatcher]

Sounds like something you'd hear on "Everybody loves Raymond" Frank rules!

[mnwildpunk]

My wife and I have been married 30 years and we still enjoy going out drinking and dancing 2 nights a week

She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays

lmao

[Agent G]

My wife and I have been married 30 years and we still enjoy going out drinking and dancing 2 nights a week

She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays

Sounds like a toast we had in the officers mess.

"To our wives and the women we love. May they never meet."

Marriage is great.

I've done it four times now......................

G

[JohnJ]

Sounds like your wife reacted like mine did the first time she heard me refer to her as She Who Must Be Obeyed. Seeing as we are still married and working on 54 years she must have seen the humor in it after all.

[Danno]

You often hear guys refer to their 'first wife' or 'second wife' and so on.

I was married previously, too. The Lovely and Gracious Mrs.B, however, is the keeper.

It took her awhile to see the humor when I referred to her as "My Last Wife."

[Draggon]

Sounds like your wife reacted like mine did the first time she heard me refer to her as She Who Must Be Obeyed. Seeing as we are still married and working on 54 years she must have seen the humor in it after all.

The truly wise old fellows are those that understand, if mama's not happy, no one's happy.