A modeler named mike

while preforming harakiri

Eating wonton soup

Yep, my wife said she thought someone hit the house. I wasn't home at the time but I did find turkey feathers on the ground but no Turkey. He had to have at least a migraine after that hit..lol

While sitting outside feeding the Squirrels and my buddy chip I noticed these two ugly guys in the neighbors deadwood either waiting patiently for somethings demise or just taking in the sun. ?°° hope they don't know something I don't...

Not only do they poo alot, they make nice wreaking balls.

and gold bars

We live next to our county's Historical Farm Museum, they use the grounds for many seasonal events such as 4th of July fireworks, civil war reenactments and the annual wine festival. Our street has a Cul-de-sac at the end which backs up to the Farm Museum property. In the past years it's always been a problem with event goers parking in our neighborhood and walking a short way to avoid the parking fees. When the events are over, the individuals would return to their vehicles sometimes leaving trash behind. Very irritating! The wine festival is always the worst. Bottles and food wrappers are littered along the paths throughout the neighborhood. I've even had to deal with a few drunk belligerent idiots over the years. The only real perk is we have a front row seat to see the firework shows. But as to your dilemma, the leave blower does wonders to rid of unwanted debris ?°° sprinkles work also.. ?

Soon, as in today, I'll start painting the club basement walls to accommodate the wants of our 17 year old teenage Granddaughter who's moving in with us.

Dry rub baby back ribs, corn on the cob and a side of corn bread sounds good right about now.

Backbone bandit will leave you flat on the floor when he steals yours? ?

Mrs. Golly Gee? ?

In witness protection

Roasted rump again!

Awareness was mentioned to me in a conversation once and for the life of me I haven't been able to find a ness to wear, anywhere.

Christmas movie marathons

hung with care

Feet can turn into yards, which never need mowing.

veterinarians can treat many varieties of animals but should never treat military vets or corvettes..

Better bet your bippy!

It's Boorrificly hilarious!

Carve, ignite and

Costumes party contest

Out with the lights and into bed at night, pulling the covers up tight so you don't see what's coming during the night, then you hear a creak and your knees start to quiver, your stomach's in knots and you realize you're chicken livered.

Halloween coming soon! ??

Weekend was what I lived for as a employed worker but now retired everyday is a weekend.