Tim W. SoCal

In attempt to "legitimize" and "justify" their jobs so they will continue to receive their paychecks...

In the U.S, at least, it used to be that planned obsolescence of a product was looked at as a crime. Now, thanks to PC technology, planned obsolescence seems to have besieged everything including repair and maintenance parts for current model cars that were produced by the millions.

If you lose something you'll always find it in the last place you look.

as they hedonistically

Teams of factory race cars, such as Ferrari, sometimes did not garner results as productively as those that were campaigned individually and independently.

from their extravagant

Bullseye target returns on their investment are what model manufacturers are hoping for each time they release a NEW or REISSUED model kit.

pickled jalapeno peppers

and low pressure

Then there's their beloved currently, right now...

Don't get me started, it's not even 7am in the morning yet!...

Light up the drive tires in front of a traffic cop and you'll probably get an exhibition of speed ticket.

causing them to

Work smart and you may get the task accomplished without having to work really hard.

holding his dog