One day there was a farm, and on that farm there was a farmer, a tractor, a horse and a chicken. One day the farmer took the tractor to town. The horse was walkin' around and fell into the manure pit. he yelled and yelled and the chicken heard him and came over. the horse told him to get the tractor and pull him out. The chicken told him that the farmer took it to town, so the horse thought for a minute and told the chicken to go get the farmers Harley Davidson and pull him out. the chicken went into the barn and drove the Harley out to the horse and pulled him out. they cleaned it up really good and put it back into the barn. the next day the farmer took the tractor back to town and the animals stayed at the farm. The chicken was walkin' around and he got stuck in the manure pit. he yelled and yelled for the horse and the horse came over. he said go and get the Harley and pull me out. The horse told the chicken that he had a better idea. he was gonna stradle the pit and lower his ding-dong, so he did it and the chicken grabbed on, and the horse swung him away from the manure pit.
So the moral of the story is : If your hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.