A man is speeding in his car when a cop pulls in behind him and flips on his lights. The man first attempts to out run the officer. After a few minutes he thinks better and pulls over. The officer comes to the window and tells the man" I should really give you a ticket. However my shift is about to end and I really don't feel like fooling with the paper work. I am going back to my car, I will be back in two minutes. If you got a good story for speeding and refusing to pull over, I will let you go. The officer then walks away. Two minutes later he returns to the mans window and says "Well? The man politely says" Sir, about a month ago my wife of 25 years ran off with a cop. I thought perhaps it may have been you and you were trying to bring her back." The officer sent the man away without a ticket.