mnwildpunk

my rule is believe half of what they say and none of what you hear

Nicky was a rat because sonny black says he was a rat I'm just a spoke on a wheel

I was always more a Belinda Carlisle and pat benatar man myself

What do wives and the meranda rights have in common? Anything you say can and will be used against you.. as wives go it may be years later and it will be over and over

nope I agee 100%

A friend by the shop he is not a car guy and a bit gullible he wanted to help out I told him I needed a work table painted and I handed him the spray paint. I said it needs to be shook up. Which he asked "how long does it shaking?" I responsed "you'll know when you hear the ball stop rattling" and went back working on a car. Five minutes goes by when I get the question "how much longer before it will stop rattling?" I say back "never!!" And start laughing my butt off. I heard a lot of naughty words and had to dodge a spray can

Your killing me smalls

easy lol

was I right?

Boss of mine was moving on so we decided to shrink wrap his car

To back up a bit I bought back my camaro and was showing it off to my then GF now wife. I had parked perfectly no double parking. Afterwards I came out to find someone had keyed my Alice (camaro) from bumper to bumper I barely had my car 10 hrs and someone messed her up. I was at least four spaces from the closest car. Imo you can be be totally respectful and still have BLAH_BLAH_BLAH_BLAH happen to u

same here

Oh I wish I had a baby again but then they grow up lol

Ahh duh

Only knew the last one. Harry

Dullards

Ok I got one maybe a bit out of the main stream but here goes If you can play it on a fiddle hows a British jig and riddle. speaking kings English in quotations. As the railroad towns feel the steel mills rust. Water froze in the generations clear as winter ice this is your paradise _ _ _ _ _

I love everything about my wife everyday I wake up and say how'd I get so lucky but in the same breath I'm a smart A** and things leave my mouth before I can edit lol

boondock saints 2 took me a bit replaying the line in my mind but finally hit me

Harry you are the man!!

Heard this today Q: Why do giraffes take so long before they apologize. A: Becauuse it takes forever for them to swallow their pride Q:Why do cows where bells around their necks? A: because their horns don't work

The last one is great

casino

lmao

U guys worry me maybe married life isn't for me lol When we were still dating she asked me that question and I inserted my foot in my mouth directly and said " you could stand to jogg around the block a couple times" just jokingly but humor was not seen in the joke.