mnwildpunk

no dog two cats though

Oh I got to remember that one lol

Before I graduated I worked. At a muffler shop one of the classics was to hang a lose u bolt then when that got to easy we would weld it on.lol or put a piece of metal with a 7/8 inch hole at the end of the tailpipe so when he test drove the car all he would hear was a loud whistle

I just need a bed in my heated a/c workshop lol

I heard those foot steps from a100 yrds aways no clue how she heard

I guess not long enough lol

This is a laugh on on me basically but i screwed myself when my beautiful loving wife heard what I said. This was a total joke. So my stepson comes out to the garage and asks "what you doing" my remark "20 to life with your mom" that was not the right answer

I remember the movie drowning mona which was supposed to be set in the test town of yugo. Only problem they couldn't find enough yugo's so they had to use dodge omnis in some places

Very sorry to hear this thoughts are with your familly

hurt nin or Johnny cash

Oldly but goody a three lagged dog walks in bar and says I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw Old hard of hearing man and his wife go to the doctor The doctor comes in and say I need a urine and stool sample Old man say huh? His wife looks at him and says loudly. He needs your underwear

Two peanuts walk into a park one was a salted

Oh african. Queen Guess who is coming to dinner I was a male war bride It's a mad mad mad mad world Run silent run deep Great escape Any pixar picture The hustler And I could keep listing for hours but these are some more of my favs I had to mention

I love corny jokes. Please share of your favorites keep them clean Here are a few of mine. What happens if you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed. What did the hat say to the pants? What's up britches Did you hear about the psyhic little person that escaped from jail? Headline read small medium at large

"One more thing... I love the suit!" Silence of the lambs

"Why'd you pay for that drink wiseguys never pays for a drink always on the arm"

Yugo were from Yugoslavia I think back when it was Yugoslavia and not split up

Clay I hope you don't mind me calling you that u ever seen tuff turf or that was then this is now? 2 more of my favs

They've gone plaid.

I'm a major movie buff if you can't tell I love 100+ movies and more so it's hard to pick a few I love most

Oops forgot spaceballs

I still am not sure I felt summer but I welcome fall my favorite season

Lmbo but true

I love all movies except f&f serious they are to much b.s. for me no offense intended

Man my top ten has went to the top 40